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GTA IV Trailer - Ten things you didn't see Review
by Chris Remo

UK publication Computer and Video Games today released its review of the teaser trailer to Rockstar North's upcoming Grand Theft Auto IV (PS2, X360). For those on the fence about whether the CVG piece is worth checking out, we've gone hands on to break it down with our full review of CVG's review.
Okami
by Lawrence Bishop

An aesthetic masterpiece bursting with style, a long and engaging story, an insightful look into another culture, it’s hardly surprising Okami is a contender for so many awards this year.
Lumines 2
by Ben Andac

Starting the new year off Thumbs style, with an article we meant to publish months ago, Ben takes a look at Mizuguchi's recentish PSP sequel: Lumines II.
Game of the year 2006: Animal Crossing
by The Idle Thumbs Staff ¬¬

There is only one game of 2006, and it is Animal Crossing DS. An Idle Thumbs original Article.
Half-Life 2: Episode One
by Duncan Fyfe

A classic returns in episodic form: it's half as long and half as ambitious -- so is there still life in this game? We check out SiN Episodes.
Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
by Alex Ashby

When he first saw this game, Alex hated it and said so... at length. Now he's discovered something he hates even more: being wrong.
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
by Duncan Fyfe

Oblivion has wonderful sprawling landscapes crying to be explored. But what about its story, characters and quests? We take a closer look...
I Rock
by Dominic Armato

Dominic Armato recounts his days playing rhythm games at the arcade. He also reviews Guitar Hero.
C&C: Renegade
by Doug Tabacco

In yet another edition of what will (hopefully) remain an ongoing Thumb feature, Doug takes a look at the classic game Command & Conquer: Renegade. Actually, to be honest, we think only Doug liked this game.
Wing Commander: Privateer
by Walter Kim

Walter on anticipating, visiting and revisiting the best open-ended space sim ever made.
Shadow of the Colossus
by Lawrence Bishop

Nobly trundling across the gaming wastelands, Shadow of the Colossus was minding its own business until Lawrence came along and started poking at it. Does he respect it? Does he abhor it? That matters not; it's just something he has to do.
King Kong
by Duncan Fyfe

Could Kong be merely a Baron or Duke? Duncan launches a royal investigation.
Doom: The Video Game: The Movie: The Experience
by Jake Rodkin and Steve Gaynor

Everyone knows Doom is best enjoyed in co-op mode.
F.E.A.R.
by Steve Gaynor

What is F.E.A.R.? An emotion? A sensation? Something you feel? Well, maybe. But it's also a video game.
Fahrenheitigo Prophecy
by Duncan Fyfe

Movies + Video Games = ? Duncan digs into one answer to this heady equation.
Bible Adventures
by Steve Gaynor

A Throwback Thursday of Biblical proportions.
PainStation
by Marek Bronstring

Marek reviews an arcade cabinet that literally shocks, burns and lashes you.
Alone in the Dark
by Rusalka Clarke

While Resident Evil may be touted as the first of its genre, Alone in the Dark created survival horror. Rusalka looks back at this seminal title. Be afraid, be very afraid!
Prince of Persia 2
by Duncan Fyfe

Duncan's got news for you: if you think that "Prince of Persia 2" means "Warrior Within," you're wrong. And if you were under the impression that WW was the first terrible Prince of Persia sequel, think again.
Super Smash Bros.
by Arthur Wadsworth

Children talk about it in awe. Men speak of it in hushed tones. Gamers of the fighting kind just smile and nod. Now Idle Thumbs takes that smile a bit further. Prepare for a memory-filled walk down smackdown lane with Super Smash Bros. and Super Smash Bros. Melee!
Crimson Skies
by Duncan Fyfe

Duncan assumes the role of Nathan Zachary, an expertly talented hotshot pilot and heartbreaking ladies man, renowned the whole world over as an infamous pirate of the skies. Ignore the parts where he crashes into all the mountains.
Killer7
by the Reviewer7

Can Steve and the rest of the Reviewer7 hold it together long enough to figure out what the hell is up with this game?
Silent Hill 2
by Steve Gaynor

Grab whatever's handy-- those garbage-bag-covered, platform-shoed freaks aren't going to club themselves to death. Oh, by the way, welcome back to that town, Silent Hill. Spoilers.
Meteos
by Chris Remo

Best game for the DS. What, you don't have a DS? You're not hardcore enough or something?
Flashback
by Ben Andac

Ben embarks on a hype-filled action-packed polygonal quest. A quest... for identity.
Interstate '76
by Steve Gaynor

The purr of the engine. The feel of the leather interior. The thump of the bassline. The kick of the rocket launcher. These are a few of my favorite things.
LEGO Star Wars
by Duncan Fyfe

Duncan braves the most unnatural match-up since Mickey Mouse met Cloud Strife to bring you this review. Behold the conundrum that is Lego Star Wars.
Façade
by Steve Gaynor

Interactivestory.net envisions a future beyond dialogue trees. A nice place to visit, but would we want to live there?
Sly 2: Band of Thieves
by Joe Johnson

The Thumb had to don a black bodysuit, glide under a web of laser tripwires, and reroute the encryption codes to bring you this review. Be thankful.
Ace Combat 5
by Bob Watson

Bob wanted to follow his dream - to join the RAF, fly jets around at mach 4, comedy call sign across his helmet, to feel "the need for speed." He didn't, but has since discovered Ace Combat 5 can be his wingman anytime.
WarioWare Touched!
by Marek Bronstring

Wario, what are you doing?!
The Sith Lords
by Duncan Fyfe

KotOR II - a veritable double-ended lightsaber of goodness or simply sloppy seconds?
Orisinal
by the Idle Thumbs staff

Internal functions scream as your brain hemorrhages into soggy matter. Leave your numbed existence behind and enter the world of Orisinal.
Alien Hominid
by James Stevenson

Stroll down a slightly twisted memory lane, rife with heaping helpings of classic 2D shooter gameplay, beautiful art, and head chompings for all.
Spheres of Chaos
by Iain Simons

Imagine a world where instead of using his experiences with LSD to become an evangelist of therapeutic psychadelia, Timothy Leary had instead opted to learn assembler and program low-budget shmups for PC download.
Katamari Damacy
by Chris Remo

Remember when games were pure gameplay? Namco remembers those days. And remembers us.
Fable
by James Spafford

Consequences, schmonsequences!
Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
by Duncan Fyfe

Ubisoft is tempted by the dark side.
Kult: Heretic Kingdoms
by Stevan Zivadinovic

Our delegated staff heretic travelled to the Heretic Kingdoms recently. He saw, he met, he killed, he stole, and wrote about it for your amusement.
Killzone
by Bob Watson

Pretty. Overambitious. Flawed. It's not too hard to sum up Killzone. But what of all those people who thought this could be a serious contender for the console FPS crown?
Reexamining The Force: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast
by Beiddie Rafól

'That a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just glowing to see me? Let's decorticate a bit and see how this digital romp in the Star Wars playground figures out.
OutRun2
by Bob Watson

Bob tears himself away from Half-Life 2 long enough to look at the Xbox conversion of the arcade sequel to the Sega classic OutRun. He discovers that it has the power to convert. The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!
Doom 3 Can Burn In Hell
by Alex Ashby

While Spaff continues to hug his monitor and take amusing disturbing pictures of late night activities between himself and his beloved, Alex recounts his own entry into Hell...
City of Heroes
by Doug Tabacco

Witness our indisputable opinion of Cryptic Studios' superhero RPG, now bundled with a free bonus comic!
Locomotion
by Marek Bronstring

Choo choo all aboard the Marek express!!!
Rise of Nations
by Marek Bronstring

Rise of Nations mixes the real-time joys of Age of Empires with the sheer scope of Sid Meier's Civilization. Is it a marriage made to last?
Oh, the pain
by Chris Remo

Painkiller is not actually as fun as everyone says it is.
The Chronicles of Riddick
by Bob Watson

The recently-shorn Vin Bob takes a look at what's quite possibly the least sucky movie license game of our time.
No One Lives Forever
by Stevan Zivadinovic

Does anyone live to begin with?
Beyond Good & Evil
by Ben Andac

Beyond Good and Evil is a comprehensive overview of the philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche. It is also a rather overlooked game.
Gish
by Marek Bronstring

A review of the hit indie game in which a blob of tar has to grapple with the laws of physics.
Here Today, Pandora Tomorrow
by Bob Watson

I will enchant you with my steely gaze. "Hi there."
Another World
by Bob Watson

Or Out Of This World. Either way, the Reason Why Eric Chahi is a God Among Men.
Deus Ex: Invisible War
by Marek Bronstring

Is sheer ambition enough to make a great game? Well, don't look at us -- we're just bringing it up.


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