I've been amusing myself with this for a couple of years now and I was thinking maybe you guys would like it too. What I do is look for funny "key features" in Steam games (most games have a key features section on their store page). Some of this shit is hilarious. Here are a few recent ones:
3079 -- Block Action RPG: "Complete storyline that has a start, middle and end"
Hero of the Kingdom (seriously): "Meet dozens of people and fulfill many various quests"
Dragon's Prophet: "DRAGONS EVERYWHERE"
Let's see what you can find!