Spaff

what a load of shit this game is ITS TERRIBLE!!!111

http://www.xenu-directory.net/critics/fishman1.html Buster is real too! (video) also beeware this guy is seriously insane.... scientology wins again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTvv5df2xfE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC2tFVFj-NA&feature=related He looks like Mentic. Also what a difference then from now. He finishes all of his sentences! And also he has a really large nose, I've never noticed that before. He seems normal until he starts talking about religion. Then you can see the first, early stages of insanity glimmering in his eyes. He even nearly became a priest when he was younger. I would bet that the divorce of his parents, the abandonment he suffered from his father, and the stress of poverty as a child all took their toll and made him subconciously feel unwanted by the world. He used religion as a means to feel like he was important to somebody, but of course then Scientology took him on board and gave the rising star all the attention in the world. This made him feel extremely important, wanted and loved, things that he may have felt were missing in his life because of the absense of his father. This would expain his undying devotion to Scientology - Mascavige is his father figure. I SHOULD BE A PSYCHOLOGIST!!! Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNMR9BOBsgk (EDIT: yuf on Spaff's laptop)

http://uk.gamespot.com/news/6184131.html?part=rss&tag=gs_news&subj=6184131 WTF is going on. P.S in far more interesting news, I am awake at 7:30am today, my week off, because the freezer repair man is insane and decided to come this early... who the fuck does that? also he i unable to work without speaking to himself... this is what i cn hear right now: "OK what's next? Right I need a five, where's a five, where's a five, ah there you are, ok soooo now i need to pop this on here... ok, five two... five two... one, two... five. six two? hang on where's five two? Damn it...Right, that's that... that's that! Right. That goes up that way, that goes with that, hmm err *thump* right!" i want to go back to sleep

That was terrible, oh man... it looks no better than it did in 2001 actually it looked pretty good then, now it looks like a five year old amateur CGI project. Just put it to bed or out source it to someone else already Freezer update: The guy was unable to fix the Freezer, and ended up doing it more harm than good, probably because of his spastic mumbling, although he did manage to tell me his life story in between failing to fix the freezer and babbling to himself. Look, I don't care if you have pins in your spine and can't feel your leg, I'm really do not give a shit about your 16 year old son's new job as a Kung Fu instructor, and I'm really not prepared to field questions about working with 'computer games' for the umpteenth time, at 7:30am on my week off, especially from someone who's idea of games comes from reading The Sun . If you are going to wake me up at 7:30am with no prior notice, you better fucking well actually achieve something, instead of wasting everyone's time. Also the previous attempts to fix the freezer were cancelled because you were unable to find a parking space? Jesus Christ, that's the worst excuse, fucking well MAKE a parking space, pull one out of your ass or something. ah that feels better. I'm pretty sure this whole incident is a giant metaphor for Duke Nukem Forever and it's life story. Status update: no ice for martinis... help!

i don;t beleive that horseshit Marek, you're an idiot, i bet you think Hitler was a mass murderer too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUfRcrcbLIM

http://www.lspace.org/books/reading-order-guides/ this is your friend

I'd sell out in an instant, show me the money!

remember that no one was developong for wii, but then switched over to it after the sales convinced them too, i guess those games will be along any time soon...

:violin:

i loaded up bioshock and found myself ammo-less..... i stared at it for a while and then quit the game again. will i ever complete it? bad news for my current pile of games that i need to play: WoW is calling to me to come back and play again, and mass effect is not keeping my attention.

SICK ALIEN FUCKS

who took her?

all the people on here http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/

old.

We just watched the new Futurama thingy.. .what a huge failure... I don't want to give away any spoilers for anyone, but what happened? Where the writing staff entirely replaced? Just forget how to write?... become useless? WTF is going on.? The sharp witty and awesome dialogue of Futurama has been replaced with a feature length failure with a plot which was obvious from 10 minutes in, but then mixed together with 5 other plots to create some kind of horrible plot sauce malfunction Also the writers seemed to find it necessary to have every character they've ever invented thrown aimlessly into the mix. I don't believe in scores, but in this case I find it necessary to give one, and rate the new Futurama a giant C- or at best a maybe it even advocates the use of this OK maybe not quite that, but it was terrible, and at times embarrassing to watch Please get it back together guys, you used to stun me with your writing, literally break me with awe. And WTF IGN and UGO gave it an A and said it was awesome... erm no.

those saying it is average, watch some old episodes, jsut pick 5 random ones and watch them, and then tell me that this was nothing but awful, with 0 good jokes... i was randomly watching the first few seasons jsut before this came out so i had a very clear frame of reference... the old writing makes me die from jealously, this is the opposite. i dont HATE it, but i'll certainly never watch it again, and consider it awful and a waste of my life.

What! why did no one inform me of this incredible resource.... grumble grumble i could have imported a bunch of things grumble moan

yes sorry, not DVDs, but we all already have region free DVD players surely? ¬¬ mainly it's the games being region free that is awesome. it's still not worth owning one yet over the 360 imo, for games. for other reasons, it is though. just get both

The Ps3 is a better, or at least more powerful and better constructed machine in every respect, and comes with all the extras that you have to pay for on the 360 - want a battery charger for those controllers? Built in HD movie playback? What about built in wifi? All in the PS3, but for the 360 that lot sets you back a tidy additional sum.... It's also region free for movies and games, how about that? No more waiting for games..... but that's the problem there are no games for PS3 So, here is my advice: If you want an HD console to play games on right now, get a 360 - you will enjoy the XBL stuff, the free demos, the little XBL games, and things like Mass Effect, Guitar Hero, Eternal Sonata, Ace Combat 6, Crackdown, Gears of War online Co-op, pft whatever you're into. That's what I did, I thought the same, that there was only Mass effect, but I've been playing my 360 a ton since buying it a few months ago, and love it far more than my Wii The PS3 will (probably) have it's time, but it isn't now, and you may find that you are stuck playing remakes of 360 games a year after they come out, or nothing that really excels... at least, for about a year or so. You can watch Blu Ray movies though. and play Lair. woot? no. If you can only have one, then maybe wait and see what happens, but I doubt the PS3 will become arguably worth owning over a 360 for at least a year, at the moment it's a no brainer.

play it co-op it's more fun. Also it gets better and better as you get further in - as more of the story is told, as more ghostly encounters and crazed enemies appear.... or maybe that's just my memory of it. That seems more likely ¬¬ But yeah ,it's like 10 years old. Bioshock is this game reskinned and re-imagined for a contemporary market, and polished to make it a more immense experience to begin with. Also with some of the more indepth parts stripped completley out - half of the RPG things like inventory etc. I actually found the opposite with Bioshock, it was awesome to begin with but then didnt hold me long enough, I got bored half way in and never completed it... I really should, but with all these other games, i dunno when that's likely to happen! there is some SS2 mod somewhere on the net that scales up all the models textures and makes it prettier or something, that is probably worth finding... hm mmaybe it's this http://www.fileplanet.com/125428/120000/fileinfo/System-Shock-Rebirth-Beta-1

you are digging yourself out of the hole slowly.... keep going

For one horrible moment then I thoguht you called Chris Morris 'Chris Maurice' Les jour du jour! confiture bleuueueuueueueueueueueuueeeeeeee my french is badass non? The man morris.... he made me sadder than one of those lolcat kittens that's had his cheezburger ntaken away and nuked into tiny meaty atoms. Why did he go near the IT crowd