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http://gamesradar.msn.co.uk/news/default.asp?pagetypeid=2&articleid=35939&subsectionid=1588 pretty interesting....

P.S The Gizmondo is a terrbile piece of shit. still thats pretty interesting 'viral marketing' there ¬ The end.

here are some quotes from a review of the original that Yufster found... http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/review/R69797.html "The male looks good. He’s strong, and good looking, so you can pretend to be him without feeling dirty. This is very important, if he was old and disgusting I wouldn’t want to play the game." "you can see tears from the girl’s eyes when the Dark Lord Zeon gets them in a good grip" "Sounds: 9/10 The music sucks, but the grunts and screams are a joy to hear. I wish they had worked more on the panting Zeon, but it’s still a great job by the programmers." "in story mode, you work your way to the boss, Zeon (the guy). If you beat him, you the credits begin to roll. If you lose, you get to watch a FMV of you character getting raped."

http://www.igniq.com/2005/06/bin-laden-vs-usa-handheld-911.html Anyone here live in new york? I want one!!!! ¬¬

oh p.s for those that care, its clearly NOT SFW

O M F G you HAVE to watch the trailer http://www.illusion.jp/download/br2_psp.html who says games arent original these days? plus it has a mad english voice over saying "BATTLE RAPER 2" jesus christ.

hhahaha that is ghastly!!!!!

since when is rape not safe for work jeez.

Mission Success. Next!

h4wt,

A billion gophers jump out of the pie And proceeded to nibble and chew on Tim’s eye and then just as fast as they had appeared the gophers all vanished and left Tim in Tears Timmy closes his blood soaked eyes he opens his throat and lets out his warcry ”JE SUIS LE CHIEN CANARD!!!!!” ”and you, little princess, will now be retired” Throwing the princess a terrible glance Timmy pulled forth his magnificent lance lifting it high, and with a perfect aim he charged at the bitch whom he planned to maim

The cow is the cleverest of these foolish three and long has she planned to escape and be free Free from the mug farm in which she now sits Free from the princess and her groping mitts Cow spies her chance and readies her bum The others are startled, they turn to run Cow screams “moo” at the top of her voice for the others, running is the only choice From the cows anus grows a balloon And a huge uzi pokes forth from her poon The uzi spits bullets until it reloads causing the gut powered balloon explode

Timmy makes a squawking sound The bark-squawk echoes all around the sounds fly down into the mug The girl she offers up a shrug Shes not bothered, no not her this doggy mallard doesn’t scare Shes the bovine princess girl! inventer of the cow girl twirl! Timmy stares in disbelief Who is the freaky fucking queef? ”get out my cup” he barks a howl and then emits a beaky growl

we all want to get referals for cock juggling Man sandwich colostomy handbag synapse catastrophe and depravity zoo

Anus....

nein.

You are a failure Marek. hehe.

Just so you know, it turns out it was none of the above...

Undressed Psychonauts

duct tape sex ?!?!!!!!!!!!!??????? jesus and kkk game... .yup, good game that one. women undressed AND undressed Women are both in that list and what kind of a fucking search is that anyways? sooo naughty!! half life 2 nude patch, yeah mate, good one.

riiiight maybe that explains the forum rape earlier today

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BLARGH!!!

So I guess that's it then? COME ON YOU LAZY FUCKERS

Leviathan, displicare repugnans. By Laurie May. We are the putrid organs of the beast, this static, sickened, sorry sack of sweat. It moans, as hope's concealed by subconscious love for the foul; natural habitat. It feels; bloated, ordinary obese disgust, scraping, seeking rancid morsels. It squats, decrepid in crude repugnance, gnawing scraps from the preconceptions' corpse. We; impulse, confuse its tiny brain, as it mopes, concealing innate fear.