MrHoatzin

Crap. Someone unlocked this thread. Must my authority be questioned like this by other staffpeople all the freakin' time?!

This isn't all that funny. As a matter of fact, it is kinda tedious.

HAHAHHAHHA... that is the gramatically incorrect!

I totally posted some news about the game some six months ago or something...

You're not supposed to be able to post here any more...

I'll just lock this thread before anyone gets hurt.

Man, I won something without even posting in this thread. You can't beat that. Seeing how it works, I will seduce her without even trying. The way things are going, I will just wake up one morning and realize she had been successfully seduced by me without any conscious effort on my part. This would fit well within my philosophy of nothing being really influencible by anyone in particular.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! I lost my Blur: The Best Of CD!! :\

Words don't bother me. I can write essays to Bob Dylan and not give a fuck.

Harry Potter is a eunuch.

In the spirit of Blatantly Obvious Man: THAT IS FUNNY!

Why may you be drawing attention to this all over again?

So I fancy this will not be coming out for the Commodore 64?

NO THANKS! Sodomy is where I draw the line.

I thought regular game controlers embraced this... erm... vibrator feature a while ago....

They had a couple of MP3s on their site... but then Mucky Foot went under... I think I may have two or three songs stashed somewhere...

I have no idea what this thread is about, but I am afraid of it and will try to stay far, far away from it at all costs.... D'oh!

If you've never played Startopia, you have to. If for no other reason, because it is my all-time favourite sim strategy game.

And I'm having great fun. She is traveling with a foul-mouthed hobbit rogue...

Yes, well, all the other awesome names were taken already...

Speaking of bugs attacking you, I started playing Neverwinter Nights the other day and when they asked me to give my half-elven wizard chick a name I panicked and wrote Salks Clarke. Right now Salks Clarke is fighting spiders and crawling things as a part of a competition in a dungeon under an inn north of Leeds (whatever that place in the game is called... it starts with an L, that I know). Her familiar is a black panther called Mouse.

Like, totally.

I don't know, chief. I sure would like a shirt like his though.

But who cleans his or her keyboard any more, honestly? You just throw it away and get a new one...

wow....