MrHoatzin

Am I not allowed?

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Man, if Harrison Ford turns out to be the one, how will I hunt him down to break his kneecaps?

There is enough old-world aristocratic junk in me to find that insulting. There is nothing plebeian about my ennui... ...bitch.

That sounds like Joyce. You disgust me.

I don't think Trep has the priviledges needed to change names around. Let's keep it plausible.

BTW, Yufster really had nothing* to do with this. I just told her, wouldn't it be cool if I randomly changed somebody's name to Tits McGee? She said, why not Remo's? and I thought it was a dandy idea. Initially I thought of either Jake or Alex, but I figured Chris would not mind either, at least for a little while... *) Nothing may not be the right word...

Well, Jake could've done it, 'cause he postulates that Marek did it himself. Which could also be valid. He didn't know that it could be done. Maybe he fucked something up while he was knee deep in the control panel goodness and overwrote his password inadvertently, causing the whole kicking and screaming and bitching and tearing (to which most of you weren't privy; it happened behind closed doors and it was a damnedest sight). All the while, Chris is being all too quiet, looking from afar as I am blamed for this. It may seem valid to suppose that I did it, as I did change everybody else's name (except Yufster's the first time around; Chris changed her name first, I made it more interesting), but I know that I didn't change Marek's and I don't give a fuck if he believes me or not. Who the hell changed his name!? If it was Jake, then it doesn't make sense that he would temporarily ban me. If it was Marek, then why would he be angry and bewildered about the whole thing? If it were me, why am I protesting this adamantly? All signs point to Chris. The rest of the staff was detached for the duration of this episode. I guess they could've as well appeared out of the blue, fucked around without leaving any trace and then left again, but that is impossible to ascertain. Tits McGee Chris, on the other hand, was in the centre of this whole thing. I rest my case. We should hang him.

You could have ads on loading screens or billboards inside the games, on jackets of people walking in the streets; maybe something surreal like a coke ad on the full moon, or a vending machine in a mideval castle... to merely have a Drink Pepsi powerup is a cheap copout.

That is how you make home-made vodka. You just distill a whole shitload of junk left over after dinner.

I am amazed that no one has yet made a really serious game, stuffed it chock-full of comercials and endorsements and sold it at a budget price. There was this Chupa-Chups game once, just a dandy little Rayman clone, but a huge-ass commercial at the same time.

Shut up, Pooper, ye Queen of Lies!You know, I always thought Cork was on the Discworld... silly me...

Tits McGee and Prick Cunningham were in the same line; Stanley Brouhaha to the lesser extent and Pooper, the Queen of Lies is a tangentual cousin of the other names. Michael D. Rosof doesn't fit. I am flagrantly honest and straightforward in all manner of matters, why would I lie all of a sudden!?

Who the fuck is Michael D. Rosof and why would I deny having changed your name and nonchalantly admit to all others?! I want to get to the bottom of this.

Ubisoft seems like a more likely match, if you ask me. Furthermore, the games may sell around Christmas, but there will be a wee million new games on the stands, many of which will be overlooked for a few blockbuster titles. February may be a calculated risk.

Why wasn't I notified of this earlier? Crappy news collection services, may you collectively go to hell!

I think you should just give up and start slipping non-lethal amounts of Drano into his food. Slow euthanasia is a long-term commitment, though...

Exit music for a film, best piece of music EVER.

Beat this.

Hey! It's even sortof animated-like kinda!

They're all conected with the orient?

Half-Life rocked I also liked the sky in Full Throttle. I don't know if I like all the logos that flash on-screen before the games begin...

I always wanted a level in any kind of 3D game in a ballroom full of masked people.