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Everything posted by MrHoatzin
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I disagree. Jibba-jabba has enough merit in and of itself, fool and quit yo only box it in and banalize it's splendidness.
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Term "jibba-jabba" should be used more often.
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...or a small pile if you are partial to small piles.
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Just what ARE you playing right now?
MrHoatzin replied to Intrepid Homoludens's topic in Video Gaming
Hint: you can find them by pressing the spoiler tag button in the toolbox above the text field... -
Just what ARE you playing right now?
MrHoatzin replied to Intrepid Homoludens's topic in Video Gaming
Use the spoiler tags, punk. -
It is just theft. The western world was built on theft, we shouldn't be so negativistic before the very concept. By stealing we just pay homage to our forefathers.
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Well, I was close enough.
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Mach 3 or Quattro? Which razor do you think Ben (Full Throttle) prefers?
MrHoatzin replied to Chris's topic in Idle Banter
I like how vague you are, Honey Bunny.... -
Well, I guess Valve won't have to break its balls for a shitty H-L2 GBA port...
MrHoatzin posted a topic in Video Gaming
Actually, the game looks kinda fun... -
Mach 3 or Quattro? Which razor do you think Ben (Full Throttle) prefers?
MrHoatzin replied to Chris's topic in Idle Banter
I used to use a hot cleaver to cut my beard, however, after the accident, I switched to the razor that had the most abdominal muscles and the best-looking woman in a bathrobe in the TV commercial. I shave whenever I feel like it, hence the nickname Wolverine I've picked up in high school. -
Mach 3 or Quattro? Which razor do you think Ben (Full Throttle) prefers?
MrHoatzin replied to Chris's topic in Idle Banter
You have something against her feminist self? -
That's 100% original Dan Lee there.
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When and by whom was your mother boffed whilst playing Grim Fandango?
MrHoatzin replied to imthewalruz's topic in Idle Banter
What fucking topic?! Talking about "boffing" of any kind shape or form on these here our forums is henceforth outlawed by a royal decree. -
Where do you all live? (Chris not invited to participate)
MrHoatzin replied to Salka's topic in Idle Banter
Galveston. Just a small slice, actually... I may yet get out with my camera later and take some more pictures... -
When and by whom was your mother boffed whilst playing Grim Fandango?
MrHoatzin replied to imthewalruz's topic in Idle Banter
Clairvoyance runs in my family. -
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As of late I have forgotten that I have family in Warezland where software is priced per CD, where 2 CDs of 3DMax cost as much as two CDs of clipart, where being a pirate is as normal as being a housewife...
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Why aren't there more games such as this one? I mean, just as soon as all good ol' dos games are converted to Gamboy I can throw my computer away and just live in the wilderness with the little folded thing in my pocket...
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When and by whom was your mother boffed whilst playing Grim Fandango?
MrHoatzin replied to imthewalruz's topic in Idle Banter
It's not. I venture to guess it is some friend of Cremo's from Stanford. -
When did you break your first joystick?
MrHoatzin replied to ThunderPeel2001's topic in Video Gaming
I blame listening to spectrum tapes for my deafness... Those were the days, folks, when you could buy a magazine and inside you have the code for a game, you just had to copy it and compile it... Can you imagine a similar thing today? You'd get a yellow pages-worth of code to copy for a game like Doom3 and then wait a few days to compile - not to mention typing out the visual assets in addition... -
So why did you!? Huh?! WHY?!So tell me, who's yo daddy, walrusman?
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HAHAHHAHAHAH! IT'S ONLY TRUE!
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Apropos New York being destroyed and how much fun that is: at the very beginning of the century, but before 911 there came out a slew of really horrible made-for-tv movies about destruction in NY. They all had names like: Volcanoes in NY! Meteors in NY! Floods in NY! Earthquake in NY! and they all featured landmarks falling apart.
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I'm... eh... indigenous here...