MrHoatzin
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As opposed to soiled ace?
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I don't like Tetris because purple L-shapes are agaisnt my religion.
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Man, lay off the racial slurs already!
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It is not a typical Slavic accent, it just comes off as perfect english with a note of raw arrogance... Good ol' boys think I'm British...
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The accent is not fake, just many people think it is...
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Hey, I can pull this off. I know how to sound bitter and all Noir-y and stuff.... I just need to increase my cigar consumation and I can even be all Boghy gruff-like.
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In Serbia we kill all our virtuous leaders every now and again. When by accident we kill an Archduke who deserves to die we start a World War....
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I sound like George Carlin, only slightly softer and with a fake foreign accent...
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Your favorite Monkey Island? (not a serious thread, go away!)
MrHoatzin replied to schepton's topic in Idle Banter
Well, by that logic Spaff's name is actually Waikikimookau. -
Some sort of a cloud or a ceiling frieze.
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If you were a filthy rich developer/publisher....
MrHoatzin replied to Intrepid Homoludens's topic in Video Gaming
I am not one of them Norse halogen honkeys who burn when the moon is full. I hardly ever burn. I am what you would call, dark white. -
Parents beware! Your kid might see a digital nipple!
MrHoatzin replied to ysbreker's topic in Video Gaming
I always thought it quaint that in this puritan world it is easier for kids to fuck each other silly than to gain acces to porn or R-rated movies... -
If you were a filthy rich developer/publisher....
MrHoatzin replied to Intrepid Homoludens's topic in Video Gaming
I really love this smiley: . It is totally me. -
You know, for what it's worth, I liked both desktop adventure games...
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Parents beware! Your kid might see a digital nipple!
MrHoatzin replied to ysbreker's topic in Video Gaming
I am a very conservative man, I believe all these people should be hunted down and shot. -
Your favorite Monkey Island? (not a serious thread, go away!)
MrHoatzin replied to schepton's topic in Idle Banter
There are no shareholders. George Lucas owns his companies. -
I already hate your featurama.
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Your favorite Monkey Island? (not a serious thread, go away!)
MrHoatzin replied to schepton's topic in Idle Banter
So sad, but true. -
Your favorite Monkey Island? (not a serious thread, go away!)
MrHoatzin replied to schepton's topic in Idle Banter
I would just like to say that Nostradamus is full of shit. And he's ugly. And he smells. -
Your favorite Monkey Island? (not a serious thread, go away!)
MrHoatzin replied to schepton's topic in Idle Banter
Don't tempt me, AGA... -
Your favorite Monkey Island? (not a serious thread, go away!)
MrHoatzin replied to schepton's topic in Idle Banter
Ok, that's it! The thread is closed and 'Monkey Island' has been inserted into the list of cursewords. Every time you mention it, it will be replaced with 'that game'. -
When did you break your first joystick?
MrHoatzin replied to ThunderPeel2001's topic in Video Gaming
Heh, I destroyed a mouse playing Minesweeper. Buttons completely gone... the only time ever my finger muscles cramped on me... -
YEAH! Grand Theft Auto: Sodom and Gomorrah
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That would be just plain awesome! Then you hit your horse against a wall, jump off it, run away and wait for it to explode... But seriously, horses with some actuall AI would be cool.
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If you were a filthy rich developer/publisher....
MrHoatzin replied to Intrepid Homoludens's topic in Video Gaming
Godzilla versus King Kong and the whole city gets leveled.