MrHoatzin

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  1. New Half-Life 2 screenshots

    Where did you get that statistic about women scientists, Trep? I don't think it is in the least correct. However, yeah, utter lack of women was kinda freaky to me too... but if there were women scientists, I bet some of the crab-infested zombie women would be walking around and you would have to shoot them and Joe Lieberman would call that "graphic depiction of violence against women..." On a vaguely unrelated note: Was I the only testosterone-to-the-brim teenager out there who repeatedly slammed Lara Croft against the walls just to hear her sigh?
  2. This thread is split from this thread move along, nothing happened -- ysbreker, who for the first time tried to split a thread, and failed.
  3. If you were a filthy rich developer/publisher....

    I don't know why on earth I would, but I find this post really reassuring. There may yet be some good in the world, that sort of thing...
  4. Blue Shift: postcards from Barney

    You know, Denis Rodman got sued for saying something along those lines after the Bulls lost a game to Utah Jazz some six years ago...
  5. Sortof like The Stunts - the game where you could make your own racing course and race against the computer. Old thing for DOS. It is known under different names...
  6. Blue Shift: postcards from Barney

    Oh, scheisse... I feel like an ass: I wrote ftp when I meant to write fps... I hate acronyms...
  7. Blue Shift: postcards from Barney

    No, but I was however stumped by the barrel bit.
  8. Blue Shift: postcards from Barney

    Uhh... maybe... what game and what battery pack and where exactly? Blueshift in zen? I don't think I've gotten stuck there...
  9. Blue Shift: postcards from Barney

    Hehheh... Hated the flashlight though... it was more useless than the nightvision you had in Opposing Force... Dear god, how horrible the...
  10. OK, WTF?! Andy Kaufmann is back!

    Beats me.
  11. OK, WTF?! Andy Kaufmann is back!

    Why must you burst my bubbles?!
  12. An analyst talks to GameSpot

    I find the interview surreal in certain ways. I feel quite frankly too ignorant to say either yay or nay... And Llama, how is what you said any different from what he said?
  13. OK, WTF?! Andy Kaufmann is back!

    Doppelganger Rex is a bloody amateur.
  14. New Half-Life 2 screenshots

    I don't really remember the exact wording he used.
  15. GTA3 sucks (or so evil tongues say)

    Uh, I was referring to ysbreker's thread splittage.
  16. What's next for the GTA series?

    Pirating in the Caribbean with different pirate bosses between islands, stealing coaches, horses, oxen, boats, ships... it seems like a very hard prospect.
  17. GTA3 sucks (or so evil tongues say)

    Damn it man, that was a rather arbitrary split there.
  18. The Lost Vikings

    ...greatest platformer evre!
  19. Commander Keen

  20. Quote of the Moment - Doug Lowenstein

    No you cannot. You're so banned.
  21. GTA3 sucks (or so evil tongues say)

    Dude, what is up with you? You used to be sane... and then I dissed you under the pretext of creative differences and shortly thereafter euthanised that game we were making... so this is probably some sort of infantile revenge or something... I'm flattered.
  22. What's next for the GTA series?

    I wanna play an older black woman gone apeshit. An old lady who one day decides out of the blue that she wants to clean up the streets by taking all the gang work into her own hands...
  23. Quote of the Moment - Doug Lowenstein

    Well, an example of music sequels: every song Ricky Martin ever made was a sequel of his previous song. Same shit all over again with the exact same butt throbs, only the words are slightly different.