MrHoatzin

HAHAHHAHAHHAHA! I don't care how horrorshow harmful it may be, I want some of what you're smoking.

Point number 1: graphics in GTA2, which I have owned for a while (got it as a present a while ago, had no inclination to try it out) but installed just the other day to see if it is any good, are shit. It is hard to navigate and kinda tedious. GTA III is an improvement in every way.Point number 2: rampages are indeed in the game, but they amount to killing other gang members and people in cars, so no one undeserving of death gets plugged. Point number 3: freakin' Bugz Bunny cartoons promote violence, ok? EVERYTHING promotes violence! The US anthem promotes violence! Yet I don't see the millions of people who bought the fucking GTA games rioting in the streets, throwing Greek fire at each other.

That is hillarious.

Ah, but not any burning Viking ship! It is the burning Viking ship from the Game-Over screen of The Lost Vikings. Great game, all of you should have it on at least two systems (I suggest PC and GBA).

Waay off... Benicio Del Toro in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (whom I always call John Torturro for no apparent reason).

Hell, if I have to choose between Manny_c44 and AGA, I'm going with The Who anyday.

It would be kinda funny to fight in an imaginary world for actual things with magical properties. People would dig right in. We live in an insane consumer culture.

You both fail.

Maybe they should include billboards in the game, or random NPCs should be pimping sportswear or something as an alternative to paid service... It would be kinda interesting: You my son have to go to the mysterious faraway lands of Stupor where in the dark and gloomy castle of Oblivion, behind the sparkly magical Curtain of Forgetfulness lies the magical Elixir of Life! You should bring it over here on the wings of haste embodied in your marvellous and noble steed Kodak for if you do not, all will be lost! Fly you fool! Go get me that Pepsi!

Done do.I'm Stevan Zivadinovic also known as Kingzjester to people online, as Steven, Balzac, Jim Morrison, Yorick, Stevdza to actual people. My principal in elementary school in the Balkans used to call me 'Steve' for some absurd and never-explained reason and ever since I despise that name. I'm a visual artist with delusions of colour-blindness. I am a sculptor who makes colourful sculptures. I am a programmer by circumstance. I am a writer because I like the sound of words. I am thoroughly tone-deaf. I am arrogant and boring people hate me and my cynicism.

Houston NPR is pretentious shite. San Antonio NPR is much better. I don't know how they manage to pull that off.

Why does the blanket have shoulder straps?

Half-Life was full of these, but they were all scripted and didn't seem as if they could've been avoided. The first time around indeed they seemed horrific but every subsequent pass through the game they were just events... Ok, I go around the corner and press the button and the elevator falls and some scientists die. For some odd reason events in the more recent emergent games seem more freaky. In GTAIII (I guess I will be incessantly talking about this one, just like Intrepid can't leggo Hitman) I was driving on the overpass in Staunton, south away from the Columbians when I saw a few cars in front of me a maroon Kuruma (whatever that car is called) slowly veer left towards the hole in the bridge between two directions of traffic. I started yelling softly to my monitor, oh, no, no, NO, NO! but the car fell down under into the water. I've driven the car into the water myself dozens of times, I've blown up cars and ran over some unfortunate motherfuckers and fatherfuckers, but this random act of horror that I had nothing to do with made me shudder.

Is that smiley masturbating?

She is utterly commonplace and annoying and superficial and vanilla. I never much liked vanilla.

You'd be surprised how well we work together. Of course, he did totally delete my forum design one night while I was working on it, but it was becoming highly crappy and decapitation was mandatory...

The Longest Gourney - it is a porn movie set on Frank Herbert's Dune......

Ok, I thinik Emma and emma_ thing has just become confusing. Which one of you wants to change the name for the benefit of mankind, pm me.... or just put up avatars or something.

Brilliant.

There, uh, there is a rolleyes smiley.

Trix and horsrradish? Sure

Oh wow and make them allied with the russian mafiaa! That would be out of whach!Oh shit... THe keys are running all ove rt the keyboard I can'y seem to hunt the mdown... Ok, wait a second... I just had tow esspressos, a tub of popcorn, three uge glasses of red wine and lots of pot.... and you're finishing it off with trix with horseradish... I'm sorry but I am stoned,,, I felt soo much bette r while I was just reading what you ad written, whenb it came time to chase the keya on this board it was too much... and yet I wrote hteis paragraph....

Trep, perhaps this is the only time ever you're gonna hear these words come out of my mouth: Stinger rocks. It feels so wrong, somehow, to like something that goes by that name... Anyway, Yakuza or otherwise, they're great cars, fairly decent speed and what they don't have in speed they more than compensate with great manoeuvring.

Since your shitty car has wheels all cars with wheels are crap. That is pretty much what you said.

I am actually quite fond of the Half-Life 1 graphics. They remind me of all the public buildings built in the sixties. I was walking down this hall in the university one night and I heard something moving in the airshaft above, probably a rat but the first impulse was, HEADCRAB! WHERE'S MY CROWBAR?!