Jizmonkey

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  1. The completely fake IF thread

    > you dont have a fuck.
  2. The completely fake IF thread

    > Use naked picture of George bush on computer # also shut your trap.
  3. The completely fake IF thread

    > Insert penis into mouth of 3d yufster head.
  4. That's me...

    dammit
  5. That's me...

    My god woman, cease your infernal nattering.
  6. That's me...

    You have been eaten by a Grue p.s. D.O.B.: 14th February 1987 JEEEEESSSUS arent people born post 81 still toddlers?
  7. Gothic II English demo

    I got Gothic 2 back at release. Its a great game, but its fucking confusing to get into, and there are a few points in the game where you feel kinda lost. I never completed it though, but then again i rarely do.
  8. Games wot I pitched

    its Mason innit.
  9. Games wot I pitched

    why dont you pitch a game where you play the part of a famous celebrity and you have to inappropraitely touch young children without getting a picture taken of you by the ever present paparatzi.
  10. The Hoff (all hail his greatness) could batter Mr campbell seven ways from sunday without breaking a sweat. How dare you. Heretic.
  11. i want rose online bots or ryl

    I knew that description, but what did you mean foo'
  12. i want rose online bots or ryl

    what the fuck is a) ryl a doppleganger p.s. its a rabbit.
  13. european gamer afraid of cooties?

    What the fuck is a cootie?
  14. College

    eh?
  15. College

    My halls rocked. All I did for a year was drink vodka, snort far to much charlie, get naked with chicks and do some fucking stupid shit. best friend nearly died because of it and I ended up seeing a "head doctor" to get my life sorted afterwards, but hey, it was fucking fun at the time.
  16. "This Is Why Your Game Magazine Sucks"

    I agree. £2.50 is a total ripoff.
  17. Law & Order takes a stand

    Well even as gamers, we cant deny that things like this do happen, so its quite a valid theme for the show. And L&O:SVU is a good series and does deal with some pretty fucked up shit. So all in all, getting all bent out of shape about this, is just as reactionary as getting all bent out of shape about video games causing violence. I shall now mash the keyboard with my fist to represent me stamping a "case closed" stamp on something. xgftfcx
  18. My parents are having sex.

    I shall type the rest of this post using only my forehead. 7uyhnuyhuujujj.jkmhty67uh89uyhnjuik7uy6hjn
  19. My parents are having sex.

    I have an egg.
  20. Nintendo DS... VIP?

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/01/28/nintendo_ds_euro_launch/
  21. CS: Source level and bots coming next Monday

    I assumed part of that is to do with the full release of all the CS code, and a full engine SDK. They expect the community to pick it up in run with it (just like the CS team did originally)
  22. MMORPG dilema!

    I was in the WoW beta for quite a while before release in the us (prolly about august time) and while its a real good MMO i wont be playing it on Euro release as i already got to lvl 60 with 2 characters, and had a lvl 25 character in open beta. However, i did have a point. and that point is being someone who has played every MMO you care to mention (yes, thats true ive tried every MMO out there) choose one. Dont try and split your time between a few, or you just end up being behind in all of them. and play eq2, cos it looks phat.
  23. BioWare

    PlaneScape : Torment was easily the best Bioware games by far. Best storyline of any PC game ever. "I see a dead man speaking to a pillar of skulls" Runs at insanely fast speeds on my PC at the mo, so its no more Planescape for me.