Erwin_Br

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  1. Tintin

    Interesting point. He's in a permanent circle. --Erwin
  2. I feel bad for Ron Gilbert

    Your avatar would make a great condom design! Oh sorry for going off-topic. --Erwin
  3. Tintin

    No wonder he's got no love life: he always wears the same clothes! --Erwin
  4. Adventure thoughts by someone whose 'heart is not in it'

    Damn right! For example, I don't care much for 3D space simulators but at the same time Wing Commander is one of my favourite game series! I also notice that I always finish games with a story. It doesn't even have to be a great story. I finished games like Max Payne, Deus Ex, Half Life, Elite Force, GTA, etc... I don't think I'll ever finish Doom 3, because eventually I'm bound to get bored. --Erwin
  5. I feel bad for Ron Gilbert

    Good. We still need a drag queen, drama queen and a queen mother. Any volunteers? --Erwin
  6. I feel bad for Ron Gilbert

    Really? We sure are have a lot of royalty hanging out on these forums. I think you're in good company with our 'Queen of Lies'. --Erwin
  7. Horsey!!

    So we can finally all agree now that 3D sucks and 2D rocks! --Erwin
  8. Crazy Half Life 2 mod

    Don't forget to punch airholes in him the box. --Erwin
  9. Crazy Half Life 2 mod

    I hope he fits in the mailbox, because I'm currently not home. I also hope my boss won't read this. --Erwin
  10. Adventure thoughts by someone whose 'heart is not in it'

    I think you're right, and I also think you should post this on the mentioned forum too because some people don't seem to understand. --Erwin
  11. Crazy Half Life 2 mod

    Trying some reversed psychology on me, eh? --Erwin
  12. Crazy Half Life 2 mod

    Hey Yuf, look: ... Weww, I'w guess you weally meant it, Kiwngz... --Erwin
  13. lucaswhat?

    Hmmmyes. I've seen that insanely insulting memo before. --Erwin
  14. Crazy Half Life 2 mod

    Okay, the guy didn't get stung. The fly only landed on his shoulder, just when he was being transported. The results were devastating. So imagine what'd happen if a wasp stung you just as you're teleported. I'm afraid of wasps, but even more of teleportation. I'd never teleport myself. Not even to Treps room. Maybe to Yufsters room, but only for a very, very good reason. --Erwin
  15. Crazy Half Life 2 mod

    No, but he didn't get stung in a futuristic transporter room, like in that one movie 'The Fly' --Erwin
  16. Crazy Half Life 2 mod

    I've never been stung by a wasp yet, but my brother was and he's allergic to them. --Erwin
  17. Crazy Half Life 2 mod

    Yufster in a straitjacket... Owhyeahmmm! --Erwin
  18. Crazy Half Life 2 mod

    Well, you convinced me. I'll try a casual racquet tomorrow. But I don't think I'll be able to find them in our plant-infested yard. I'd even lose a horse in there. --Erwin
  19. Outlaws

    I only bought Outlaws for it's excellent music, because the game itself gave me motion sickness. For some strange reason I only get motion sick when playing old 3D games, such as Doom and Quake. Heh. --Erwin
  20. Crazy Half Life 2 mod

    Oh, believe me, it's fantastic! If you push that button too long, the bugs start to smoke. The smell is a bit unpleasant, but the blue sparks and the knispering sound is priceless. --Erwin
  21. Crazy Half Life 2 mod

    No insect has ever escaped my electronic fly-swatter-racket thingamajig. I'm pretty sure they're not telepathic, or I'd never fry them like I do. Fig. 1: The best invention since sliced bread. --Erwin
  22. Psychonauts gets a publisher: Majesco

    He can't help it. He's crossed-eyed. --Erwin
  23. Crazy Half Life 2 mod

    Very creative and interesting. How do these guys come up with such a concept!? --Erwin
  24. New computer

    Why are the google ads trying to sell me a new PC... IN GERMAN!? --Erwin
  25. I feel bad for Ron Gilbert

    God no! You mean you actually remember everything the next day? --Erwin