jokemaster

You could bring the sweetest most naive most idealistic guy here and after a week they'll be a grouchy, cynical bastard

The chainsaw shot makes the Evil Dead fan inside of me giddy.

This is the first time someone bought an Alienware for work...

I'm gonna miss those days *reminices*

Woah, how many people you planning to kill?

I'll help you kill him.

Can I come with? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?

I'd kill him. But funny thing was I put the DVD and started watching by myself, before the end of the pilot my mom, my sister, and my dad had all joined me and were at the edge of their seat.

Text adventures had the best graphics. I mean the letters looked EXACTLY like real letters.

New theory: It used to be people that liked games, made games. Now that it's been discovered that it's so freakin' profitable, all these non-gamers got into the business just for the money. And these non-gamers came up with game ideas and could finance them, so they grew, and eventually game companies started hiring these people that know business, not games, to decide which games should be released.

I think he was an semi-famous alliance soldier then did something bad and turned to religion for his guilt. BTW, I just watched the entire series for the first time this week on DVD, awesome

I have all the games, and I used to have all the tapes of the TV show too

Carmen Sandiego is awesome!

Does it have subtitles?

Today I was possesing a radio, when savage cabbage came in, so I blew up the radio to scare him. I think he's mad at me now

I see J. Alllard's haircut went wrong.

Weird thing happened, I went into the game room, tried to use the TV, but for some reason, instead of it turning on I was sucked into it, and saw it's point of view, but when I tried to see if I could see another channel, the thing blew up. Thankfully at that moment I was sucked back out. Cabbage, Yuf, and Lailoken aren't gonna be happy....

Today I was investigating an odd small hole that seemed to be sucking up the air out of the room. As I approached it, I was somehow sucked through and came out on the other side of that wall. It was cooooooool. So now I'm wandering the hallways, wierd thing is, nobody notices me

Which I found awesome

I was in the cellar when I overheard these guys talking about my death. It was pretty wierd, but I'm sure they were just joking, so now I'm just roaming around the cellar, yelling 'I'M NOT DEAD YET'. I'm sure soon someone'll hear me.

Me too it was awesome to fire a shotgun into a crowd of zombies and seeing 4 head knocked off

I woke up in the cellar today. It was pretty nice, I found some old wines there (at least, I think they were wines) and drank those. Then I had a party witha skeleton I found. I named it Bob.

Hope you can. That's why I was against banning Hot Coffee, not because I didn't think it was wrong to leave the code in, but because it'd cause a chain reaction that ultimately affects other games that will come out.

One game I was really glad I took a chance on was Uplink. I was at the store, I hadn't heard anything about it, but c'mon it was a fucking hacker simulator! how could I resist?

Hulk is pretty damn cool if you're feeling destructive. I'm also looking forward to *takes a hit from a whiskey bottle* Indigo Prophecy. Jeez, stupid Atari, why'd you give us such a dumb title. Also, did you guys hear that the sex scene had to be cut from the american version because of the hot coffee thing? I don't get it, the other day at wal-mart I saw they were selling a copy of Basic Instinct: Unrated edtion, but show sex in a Video game and they won't sell it.