JoeX111

Oh, I'm sorry. When I said "Screw Microshaft", you must have read that as "SCRU TEH FLURCKIN B11111TCHEEZ @ MICR0NAUTZ!!! 1 IZ FUK'?N KIll U R U UZIN B1LL G@T3Z SHIZNUT!!!!" I use XP and Microsoft Office and could care less if it was made by Bill Gates, John Romero, or Tony the Tiger. I just think the "ULTRA HIP, GROOVY ASS MOFO'S IN DA FUCKIN HOOD" ad campaign is annoying. Chances are, not everyone who says something ill of Microsoft is a Linux swearing, anti-corporation junkie. Accept it. There's nothing you can do about it, oh presumptuous one. As for how I got my X-Box for free, my younger brother gave me his when he got a new one, because the older one was having CD reader problems. It still plays older games fine, which is all I want it for. Yay for Crimson Skies and Oddworld.

That is so freakin' sad. I'm glad I got my X-Box for free. Screw Microshaft.

That's one mighty Oreo. Happy Birthday, Yufster.

I'm at work at the moment, so I can't download it either. Well.....I could, but I'd catch hell for it later when the Systems department exacts their long awaited revenge on me. The screens look cool, though. I'll try it out as soon as I get home. Or something.

I never played it, but my friend told me the game was about on par with having your arm torn off by an elephant while being flung from a high speed train and still needing to collect a bunch of shit on the way down. Though, I am just paraphrasing.

I should totally buy that bear for my girlfriend. She'd think it was the sweetest thing ever, I kid you not.

It would've been even better if the friend's drink ignited him further.

When I was little, I used to eat the Pac-Man Spaghetti-O's religiously.

I bet he loves Donnie Darko.

Evil twin brothers? Dopplegangers? Banning and unbanning? This is starting to turn into Days of Our Lives or something....

I thought it was alright, but I don't see why everyone talks about it like it is the most in-depth and meaningful shit since Citizen Kane. Besides, the rabbit was a total rip off.

Dr. Loboto:

Does that mean Tim Burton is going to make a movie about him? Maybe he's more of a Paul W.S. Anderson...

This has got the be one of the greatest quotes ever. This should definitely go in the Quote Of the Moment part of the main page. I think we've found the Uwe Boll of video games themselves.

*screams* Reading this thread is like watching the Skateboard Kid VS. Mitchel, if you've seen that Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode.

Spoiler tagging here, just because some of you haven't got your copies yet... Good stuff.

Chronicles of Riddick: Shorter than Coach Oleander, better than Doom 3. Psychonauts: The reason for playing video games. Silent Hill 4: This is a Silent Hill game? Civilization 3: Civilization 2 streamlined and polished. Pirates!: Amazingly fun repetition. Scrapland, take notes. Unreal Tournament 2004: Multiplayer perfection. Unreal Tournament 2004 Clone Bandits mod: Screw Onslaught. This is where it's at. and Brothers in Arms Demo: Fun gameplay, bad character expressions, and worse sound. Who OK'ed these voice actors?

....and I have no idea how to reply to the rest of this.... ......

Wait, I totally forgot about this thread and just got back to it. Were you thanking me for Because that would make my night.

Zing. http://ps2.ign.com/articles/608/608001p1.html

On Boyd's mind & Ford

I've never been a fan of Penny Arcade and Sinfest got old for me after a month or two, where I realized it is the same five or six jokes just rehashed again and again. There is a great PVP comic that sums up what I think of Penny Arcade, but I can't seem to find it at the moment..... *goes back to looking*

Excellent. A victory for good taste.

Hmm.....PSYCHONAUTS?!