monkeydang

actualty this is rather good, better than I though it to be..in my opion. Good porgramming, obivously. Play on hard to test yourself ..its no fun on easy..

um ok..Im not sure if the world still hates me or not, but im making a new post here... http://www.geocities.com/zl1corvette/sd.html this is sanford and son wolf 3-d keep in mind that its wolf 3d and that it was made years ago..Its a good challenge I suppose you paly as fred sanford and you kill grady who uses a jet pack..you kill fred..{so you kill yourself..?) You start in the sanford and son yard and the house is included, theres the kitchen and sanford and son circus as well... Not the best and you kill the 2 sanford and son police officers smitty and scotty , maybe there names cant remember..ITs an ok game i suppose i want to make a sanford and son map for enemy territory, or I want some one else to make it.

Hum, I'll consider it. TO be honest I dont even know what the game Psychonoots is..Ive heard alot about it though, and I think that Im going to go buy it.

By the way, if I was seriously considering to make a SAM AND MAX script , I would make it with aid, people would fix all my text errors, and all together myself included aided by a team, I could make a script worhty game..maybe. You've seen my earlier work, and if you make "fan games"..maybe we could help eachother (I definetly need help to translate perfect artistic into an intelligent and orderly fashion, so that people know what's happening in the game, and can understand it...) I would love to work with other individuals who have a comical sense of themselves... George Lucas himself is merely a concepts being, he diddnt writte any of the candy-erous guotes such as "When you left me I was but your apprentence..now I am the master.." "Only a master if evil darth..." I feel that my concepts to monkey resurrection were great... Largos crotch incident and the beach scene.. but the problem was that Im too artistic for my own good and I needed talented script writters to tigh all of the ideas together, so that the game had some order, and then in return the game would have made more sense. And as for the momment, which was poor , that was do to a lack of team, If I hadnt try to make this game alone, I could of found a decent programmer, and maybe even used the scumm engine. Im taking more time on these posts for you all, I hope you see a difference in reasoning and spelling, sometimes when i take my time on things they turn out better..soemtimes When i rush they are better.

I just looked it up, and the intro pulled me in, I would love reading the book and then , yes..trying to make it.But at this time I could only help make it flow , I would add to it here and there I would have to be aided by other script tellers..not to say that Im script worhty myself , but Id need help. To be honest I thing I have a good game started with my Sam and Max posts that were previous to this post.(considering I came up with it all in one minute or less..) I suppose that after reading it, or having someone better explain to me, I could work up some crap..LOL :

Paradise Lost, I hate to say this but.. "What's paradise lost?" I wish I diddnt have to ask, it's probably realy obivous and commonly known. I bet everyone here is going to violently attack me now, since I asked.. I bet your brothers your sissters and your mamma and even your uncle know what paradise lost is..right? What is it?

I just game up with something that would make it even better... MAx"I pushed like you said, he kicked he screamed and bleed like a pig, then there was utter silence.. Max"Ya know sam?, its times like those I hold dear to my heart, times such as those let me to be at peace within my mind..and bodly soul. MAx" It's so beautiful, so much emotion ,so much pain and suffering!, and then silence, its so beautiful..sniff sniff.." Hes pulls the knife out and blood splatters on the walls..he hugs sam..the scene follows as it did and then the rooling credits, is this a better edit?

2 seconds..in thers any way to edit posts!? 2 seconds..It would be better if.. "I pushed like you said Sam.." Sam: "damn it max, dont listen to those voices inside of your head!" 2 seconds as in as soon as the post was posted it auto-maticaly snapped into my head. I have some talent..maybe, I wish A fan-project of gifted programmers would pick me up, its my porgramming, and my previous 12:00- 1 a.m post that make me look stupid, Im not though ...

Im too artistic for my own good at times. I need to focus, I need to writte a descent script, and I need to join a fan project with gifted programmers in it. I came up wiht this in less than a minute Sam and max are in a room.. Sam is in the bathroom Sam"Well hello there little buddy..." Max"hiya Sam.." Sound effect ripping of toilet papper... Sound effect gun firing... Max runs out of the room to follow the sound... We come to a scene that takes place just out of the sam and max office, Its a robbery... An eldery laddy is nearby standing outside of a near by room, this is the room being mugged from... Eldery woman"oh my stop him, theif, theif! I say its a thief! The thief (random character) starts to run Max jumps on him... The next scene is again of the office we see a closed door and in front of it is text that reads Sam: push come one push it out! We then go to another scene where max is holding a knief over the thief.. We have distanced text exiting the office saying... Sam"push damn it push!" And then max violently just starts knifing the vilian , and the old laddy says.. "Oh my! oh my! Sound effect:Flush! Sam: "All It needed was a good push... Sam exits the office and enters the hall that max is in... Max" your telling me , hes much better stuck to the floor, with the knife in him..he wont being robbing anyone now.." Sam" Max , what the hell are you doing!?" Max" I pushed sam, I pushed the knife into him just like you said... You then may notice that the old woman is still standing near the door... See slowly closes the door..and near the door reads "oh my poor husband.." We cut back to an empty office and it zooms in on the window and we see the real vilian running away... I came up with this in one minute or even under a minute, please someone let me join a group of gifted programmers...

Kingzester, you're all right, thanks for the encourage. To be honest part of the grammar problems come from A.D.D and childhood trama..as I saw my mother being beat near to death by the garage door , as my dad was riding up and down on the handles of the door. Not to mention that My father was a kidster, I had more problems speaking growing up, my A.D.D at the time was un-medicated, and do you know what my name was ?..it wasn't brian, it was dumby retard, and thats all I was called from ages 4-10 until the day he left our family.I quess the Im over reacting to the name calling thing, but I kind of resent people who dont expect others, because they simply dont understand them, or know why they are the way they are.So I medicate now, but sometimes youll see me wander badly.... But this isn't a life biography... All my life people have thought I was the one who needed to be helped, as I held the doors on every field trip, gave up my luch to a friend when I was starving..They all though I needed, help , they thought I was slow because of the way I am..truly I am a little, I have a chemical inbalance in the brain , and its very very hard to live with..but I thank the ones here who feel the need to call me names because of the way I act at times..i thank you because now I know who I should truly be sorry for... Not to mention that Im sort of tired. Kids used to poke fun at me on a regular basis, I learned from that. thanks again , kingzester I want to be friendly, if all of you will permitt that here. Brian

Im not a bitch, and Im not stupid either. I dont care that you are over judgemental of me, and that you all undermind my intellgence.. honestly..I wouldnt care if you all played my adventure games and got headaches...you can play my crap games if you want, honestly I dont care what you do with your time. Im not going to act say 4-ish though and start calling you all names. My posts may not be the best so far, but in the artistic realm they are brillant and very random... As you can see Im talking a little more collectively as of now, but its not because I give a rat ass of what you've said about me, or what you think about me either.. I advise that If you want experience all of the monkey island game ..you should print off my poorly spelt walkthrough and compalin .maybe say after you try using it with the game, that way you may correctly learn how to use walkthroughs...YOu use walkthroughs durring a game unless you have a real good imganation walkthroughs dont make any sense until you actualy use them... And as for the sanford and son 2 game , which sucks major ass I know click on the bottles and youll get to a new screen eventualy...I was like real young when I made those. I wouldnt waiste my time playing old kiddy games anyways, Its been a while since Ive made a game, only recently I was able to post them. By the by your harsh words arent going to change my games, even though they may suck ass, what you say about them wont change them. Sanford and son wolf 3d is not the greatest game , in the world but it is done..Scrool down my index to find it. Maybe you should all find better things to do with your time than to be over judgmentel and confuse artistic talent which you dont seem to have with stupidity...ITs an art to be random, random comedy the unepected is famous in the comiedy world..by the by. By the way I not only came up with all of these outrageous things in the game, but I did it in less than 2 minutes...I dont believe that too many of you could come up with any thing good inside 1 minute...Id already have half a game finsihed in my head..by the way thats brillant. And this sort of brillant insight in which, I believe many of you lack..makes people a fortune.. Im not moronic Im a brillant individual Im sorry that no one here can see that in me. Maybe next time, just to make you all happy and proud of me , I'll pick up a dictionary or maybe a encyclopedia and Ill type text out of it for you all..then I'll sound just like the writter that you and I aren't... Please calm yourselves , Its not my fault that you wasited your time downloading old old games..Ive been inactive in gaming since like I could say full sentecnes..at age 13 came up with MI-R in 2 minutes.. Thanks for all of your anger...

It is very apparent that I have rushed through my posts. I wasnt aiming for the spelling bee award. Ok for starters, if you are playing the game, go into the kitchen, at the bottom of the kitchen screen click on the bags..youll pick up bird seed... By the by the walkthrough shouldnt make sense at all..because your not using it with the game.

You all have moved me ..off of my ass and onto other thinsg besides making adventure games..youve given me a little more self-care lol.. I like this forum, and if you let me stay here Im staying.. play game with walkthrough and beat it.. any requets?.. Sam and Max sequel..should I try out for helping with script Dott 3.... Should I make part two of my current game.. The sanford and son games arent realy games..they are more like slide shows that confuse you to death everyone once in awhile youll need to use inventory items.... I made those years ago..at like age 15..or even 14

sorry, for all the jibba jabba but I like this group wanna know something else funny ive posted this link at over 60 different forums in 3 days.... but...Well those are probably the funniest screen shots of the game trust me use my mini walkthrough and I know its probably hard to understand now but try playing the game with it and maybe youll see the whole game the ending is halarious..Trust me if you dont see the whole game your missing alot..again sorry, just had to try to maintain the little micrsocpoic interesttaht you all probably have for me and my game.. but If you are truly at all micrsocply involved what so ever with my game , thanks...and I advise you use the walkthrough to see it all... OMG i just remember something that I know youll love..cant wait please use walk through and beat my retarded game.. Play the fools game... yes ..please play the fools game.

Tue 05/03 61 (61) Mon 05/02 68 (68) Sun 05/01 56 (56) heres how many individual hits Ive reached with the past 3 days.. I say no more I dont want to spamm you folk..I like you all so far. ..... ......

kingzester thank you.. please print off the miniture walkthrough Ive made so that you can fully experience it all. To all: Your friend, Brian. Ps: If I continue to hear this sort of impact.. Im making a sequel just for you 4 or 8 ..I cant count all of you.. its 12:00 and I need napps as it is..so even 12 seems late. this is how I get ideas.

joex thanks... lechimp does that mean you like it? I mean is my retardness special and a unique experience.. use the walkthrough i made i want you to see all of my game.. thank you alot lechimp I made the walkthrough with you in mind mainly, but of course its there for everyone to use.. You had me laughing just by reading what you said about it..I agree game play sucks..but if people notice my retarded ingenious humour maybe a real fan project will pick me up. I not insulted you said retarded! because it sounds like my own sort of retarded..adn thats the best there is... I hope your trying to say that its a good job done..here maybe its just hard as of now..read the walkthrough and youll get the hand og the game play style... thanks for posting it means alot. I feel extremely good that you noticed the randomness..most great cartoons such as the simpsons or family guy are about 98% random themselves.. thanks again lechimp , and all you other posters..joex thank you. this is how I get the ideas..

Heres the walk through i just made well, if i was trying to make a serious game, Id have to compete and you all knwo theres not a chance in hell for me to do that..so i made a reidcoulous and halarious game..that Im about to give you help on to beat... ok..go into the kicthen..at the bottom of the kitchen screen youll see bags,,click on the bags..youll pick up bird seed..go back to the family room there youll see the front door..keep clicking it until your outsied.. by the by you may wanna print this wlakthrough.. youll absoulutley love the ending if your liking this now... Ok..your outside now..leave the masion yard..click around until you find the hotspot to leave the yard... You should be famialiar with the town click on doors to walk around... Leave the first section of town and go towards the vodoo shop..ok..click on the vodoo shop door..youll go into another cutscene..when that cutscene is finished give the brid seed to the bird..and when the bird is on the seed pick up the bird..... sometimes clickibng the bird is hard and sometimes giving it seed doesnt work so well. Now that you have the bird you can do 2 things ones funny ones objective You can either go to the church in town and anger the priest hell kcik your ass so hard youll fly outta the church use the bird when guybrush says "I could use a lift right about now.." Youll use the bird but youll fall outta the sky outta, becuase the bird is not enough lift.. What the bird is objectively used for is... Go back to the mansion yard..and use the bird with the dog..to see antoher cutscene, after the cutscene youll get grog.. Grog can get you killed or furtyher in the game Im going to first off tell you how to get killed by grog..Go to the church again feed grog to the priest..and watch..it will mean a game over for you but itll be halarious and I give you a saving point to satrt over right before you feed it to him... What the grog is used for to progress further into the game... go to the vodoo shop again youll notice its locked..use the grog on the key icon that appears when your crusor is over the door to the vodoo shop... Youll get in the vodoo shop. There you must find something..Im going to at this time called it the mr.t Its where the vodoo barrel used ot be ..click there..but wait! dont click there yet..first click on the vodoo sofa for pointless violence... get the mr.t from the palce where the vodoo chair used to be..your magicaly outside now..lol Now go back to the church to do one of two things... Comical: use mr.t (vodoo bomb) with priest..halarious game over Objective :insult priest , your outside again guybrush will say "I could use a lift right about now.." Use the impact bomb on the ground now! and thats , that a few more extremely halarious cutscenes and the game is over...

the scumvm is not sued the gnine is possibly the worse..im just hoping to maybe humour a few people. Ive angered quiet a few forums already LOL they say im advertsiing... Im not im sharing..im trying to share .."i pitty the fool you doesnt let someone share his humour with others!" terribel engine no scum sorry..I realy am.maybe someone will notice my humour one day thoguh and i can work on a team of talted gifted prgarammers and we could use scumm...