So, I couldn't sleep last night, so I bombarded a couple of people with a terrible joke. It was so terrible some people simply logged off immediately after I had sent it over Steam chat. I made this thread as a place to celebrate bad jokes and anti-humor. Post any joke or thing that will incite dry stares among people who see it.
There's only one guideline, and it's that the joke shouldn't be offensive. That means, no sexist, casually racist, transphobic, and homophobic bullshit. They say misery loves company. Lets not make that misery by way of bigotry.
Anyway, I'll start this cavalcade of shitty jokes.
What do you call a hacker who's on a train?