syntheticgerbil Posted January 18, 2016 Why are there so many dead cats in Bioshock 1 and 2? That's gross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patrick R Posted January 18, 2016 DINGWhat is Binding of Isaac? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bjorn Posted January 18, 2016 I don't actually remember dead cats in the Bioshocks, is that really a thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patrick R Posted January 18, 2016 DING What is Deus Ex? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted January 18, 2016 http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Cat Quote Cats are small domesticated mammals. They were a logical animal to have in Rapture. Not just as pets, but for the inevitable task of vermin control. Several are encountered in the BioShock series, but all are dead. Why?! Are there really a bunch of dead cats in Deus Ex? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patrick R Posted January 18, 2016 DING What is Bubsy 3D? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patrick R Posted January 18, 2016 On 1/18/2016 at 6:57 PM, syntheticgerbil said: Are there really a bunch of dead cats in Deus Ex? There are cats in Deus Ex that can die. I think at one point you come across a dead cat as part of the set dressing for the creepy underground world of the mole people. The animals in Deus Ex have their own AI, so if a cat and rat are in the same place, the cat will try to kill the rat. But if a greasel (a mutant hopping alien lizard thing) is in the same place as a cat, it will try to kill the cat. I used to use console commands to spawn a bunch of rats, cats, and greasels in the same place and watch them fight it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted January 18, 2016 I guess you can make the cat in Incredible Machine fall off the screen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted January 18, 2016 You need to kill a cat 9 times in Fallout 4 before it actually dies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bjorn Posted January 18, 2016 On 1/18/2016 at 6:57 PM, syntheticgerbil said: http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Cat I'm really glad I never noticed that. Are there cats in dishonored? Dishonored seems like a game that should have cats. And thinking about it, now I want the real Bioshock game. The one where cats and rats, at first pitted against one another as enemies, band together to overthrow humans by giving themselves super powers with plasmids. Working from the shadows, they sew fear, dissent and paranoia against their human overlords. Andrew Ryan believed Jack to be a puppet, unable and unwilling to open his eyes and see that he and Fontaine were the real puppets, dancing to the tune of cat utopia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cordeos Posted January 18, 2016 There is a killable cat in Fallout 4, several in witcher 3. Also Far Cry 2-4 have killable big cats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted January 18, 2016 They can't be killable, they have to be post death experience. Then if you are a level designer on Bioshock you just throw them in almost every corner of every room. On 1/18/2016 at 8:23 PM, Bjorn said: And thinking about it, now I want the real Bioshock game. The one where cats and rats, at first pitted against one another as enemies, band together to overthrow humans by giving themselves super powers with plasmids. Working from the shadows, they sew fear, dissent and paranoia against their human overlords. Andrew Ryan believed Jack to be a puppet, unable and unwilling to open his eyes and see that he and Fontaine were the real puppets, dancing to the tune of cat utopia. I can get with this revenge story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted January 18, 2016 On 1/18/2016 at 6:57 PM, syntheticgerbil said: http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Catlooool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spenny Posted January 19, 2016 On 1/18/2016 at 11:52 PM, Chris said: looool Quote Several cats can be found in the Minerva's Den downloadable content. These cats are named after famous computer programmers. Babbage - In Charles Milton Porter's office. Lovelace - In Felix Birnbaum's office. Turing - Just before entering the hole in the floor to get to The Thinker. Please bring this up with Steve the next time he is on the cast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted January 19, 2016 3 vomit emoticons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BusbyBerkeley Posted January 19, 2016 Does the cat need to be seen or just mentioned? Half Life 2 contains at least one dead cat, canonically. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smart Jason Posted January 19, 2016 Every game possibly contains a dead cat before you play it. Whoever contradicts this joke is a DORK. THIS IS DORK BAIT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jennegatron Posted January 19, 2016 On 1/19/2016 at 11:32 PM, Smart Jason said: Every game possibly contains a dead cat before you play it. Whoever contradicts this joke is a DORK. THIS IS DORK BAIT. A+. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zerofiftyone Posted January 20, 2016 On 1/19/2016 at 11:32 PM, Smart Jason said: Every game possibly contains a dead cat before you play it. Whoever contradicts this joke is a DORK. THIS IS DORK BAIT. That's it, this thread just reached its peak. Pack it up everybody, we can all go home now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bjorn Posted January 20, 2016 I feel like this thread was created just to empower that joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vasari Posted January 20, 2016 On 1/19/2016 at 11:32 PM, Smart Jason said: Every game possibly contains a dead cat before you play it. Whoever contradicts this joke is a DORK. THIS IS DORK BAIT. I think we're done here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
