Salka Posted December 2, 2004 Blah blah blah I love bunnies blah!!! !!! Once, when I was doing a presentation at a Junior School for a bunch of 12 year olds, their Teacher asked me to read out this new competition the school was holding. "Right," I took the sheet, "For the tidiest classroom competition, the winning classroom will all receive a day out to Tramore, and a funky set of Clit Kits." There was a silence. I noticed the Teacher was giving me a very strange look. Pushing an imaginary set of glasses up my nose with my index finger, I squinted closely at the page. "Oh, sorry." I said, "'Clikits'." Apparently, Clikits is like Lego for girls, and people that say 'Legos'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted December 2, 2004 Bwahahahahahahahaha! Genius! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lechimp Posted December 2, 2004 OMG why did you edit it, I'm now talking to john ashcroft because of you, but he doesn't ramble like he did before, because he hates you (or hates talking to me) Quote LeChimp2: omgbabysmith JohnDAshcroft666: sorry but nobody's bursting forth from my loins currently LeChimp2: sorry but no babies are flying in jetpacks currently JohnDAshcroft666: do you want to do the whole high-energy conversation thing where you don't say anything or should we bring the level down, light some candles, play some banal fake latin music, and stuff? JohnDAshcroft666: the creepiest part of that sentence was "and stuff" LeChimp2: nein LeChimp2: I have to disagree JohnDAshcroft666: nothing else was too creepy JohnDAshcroft666: but and stuff stuck out like and stuff JohnDAshcroft666: what is stuff? LeChimp2: yes "play some banal fake latin music" is creepy becaues banal sounds like anal JohnDAshcroft666: well, anal could be stuff too JohnDAshcroft666: or maybe it's anal stuff JohnDAshcroft666: that's even creepier JohnDAshcroft666: look, i don't think this conversation is fitting in with my family-friendly focus LeChimp2: meh LeChimp2: no one escapes from alcatraz JohnDAshcroft666: gabe newell only spent like an hour there for the ati thing I'm disappointed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 2, 2004 HAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!! BYE!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted December 2, 2004 This just in: You can get pregnant from touching somebody's genitals. I do presume, however, that one's own don't count. Anyway, think how easy procreation would be... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted December 2, 2004 Why did you get rid? It was funny. Put it back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lechimp Posted December 2, 2004 Too bad none of the posts make sense with your new edit so you look like a faker mcfakerson TO THE XTREME! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted December 2, 2004 LeChimp said: Too bad none of the posts make sense with your new edit so you look like a faker mcfakerson TO THE XTREME! Well, my post didn't make any sense in this thread to begin with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 2, 2004 Man, you guys! You can't talk to me like that. I'm Jewish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted December 3, 2004 Yufster said: Man, you guys! You can't talk to me like that. I'm Jewish. Then you shouldn't have a problem with Deadworm getting rid of 'it'. --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bc9b Posted December 3, 2004 Biology Teacher: Mary, can you tell me tha defination of a habatat Mary: "A habatat is made up of several different orgasams that live to gether in harmony." Teacher: Yes, those orgasams...isims make up what, Jerimy? And stop laughing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted December 3, 2004 Erwin_Br said: Then you shouldn't have a problem with Deadworm getting rid of 'it'. Where did you get the idea that I would be castrated? Let me tell you: I'm NOT going to be castrated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted December 3, 2004 Castrated? Yikes! I was more or less thinking about losing some skin. You know, in relation to Yufster claiming to be Yewish. --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted December 3, 2004 Circumcised, castrated, what's the difference? You can't enjoy sex after either one. Sex feels better if you're not circumcised. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben Posted December 3, 2004 So now you're sticking to the uncircumcised men only huh? Good for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 3, 2004 Man, you're going to San Francisco in May??? When are you going? Where are you going? Where are you staying? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted December 3, 2004 Ben said: So now you're sticking to the uncircumcised men only huh? Good for you.Hey, I live in Finland. The vast majority of men here are uncircumcised. Or so I've heard. It'd be a lot more difficult to find circumcised men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben Posted December 3, 2004 Yes. In May. San Francisco. San Francisco (hopefully in Remo's bed...if I play my cards right. I'll settle for Jake though). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben Posted December 3, 2004 deadworm222 said: Hey, I live in Finland. The vast majority of men here are uncircumcised. Or so I've heard. It'd be a lot more difficult to find circumcised men. Hmm. I'd like to say i know where you're coming from so to speak. Anyway, maybe you should just look harder, I'm sure Trep has some contacts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marek Posted December 3, 2004 I'll come to SF too if your collegue gives me a Nokia gig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 3, 2004 Quote Yes. In May. San Francisco. San Francisco (hopefully in Remo's bed...) Hahaha, so in other words, you're staying in the San Remo? Hahaha. Man, I crack myself up!!! I'm Jewish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites