Happy Birthday To Me!!!

[Eclipski]

Happy BIRTHHHHDAYYYY to MEEEEE!!! Man, it is great to be alive today!!! For my birthday, Mom made me a big chocolate cake, yeah. I took a slice into work but the Sausage Thief pilfered it. Yeah, I know. See, recently at work there has been a thief floating around, probably ninja-style, stealing food. He stole eight and a half sausages, he took half of John's Vanilla Slice, and took a big bite out of Brian's Ham. Anyhow, my point is, the Ninja Food Thief took my chocolate cake.

Luckily, the manager leapt in to action and displayed this notice on the board in the canteen;

To all staff members,

I regret to report that there is a thief currently at work in the building, and so far he or she has pilfered eight and a half sausages, vanilla slices, ham and some cornflakes. This situation must be stopped. We have involved the police, who we believe take a very dim light on cases like these (Steve's Dad knows, he's a copper). Everybody is a suspect, except Caroline, who is vegetarian, and Maria, who is anorexic. Any information will be rewarded with a hamper full of sausages, ham and pastries.

Anyway, whatever. Here is a useful tip for remembering how to spell the name 'Deirdre'; I before E except after C, and Deirdre. I learned that the hard way, through memory alone.

It is great to be old!!! I get to say stuff like 'I told you so' the whole time.

[Wormsie]

Happy BIRTHHHHDAYYYY to MEEEEE!!! Man, it is great to be alive today!!! For my birthday, Mom made me a big chocolate cake, yeah. I took a slice into work but the Sausage Thief pilfered it. Yeah, I know. See, recently at work there has been a thief floating around, probably ninja-style, stealing food. He stole eight and a half sausages, he took half of Jenny's Vanilla Slice, and took a big bite out of Brian's Ham. Anyhow, my point is, the Ninja Food Thief took my chocolate cake.

Luckily, the manager leapt in to action and displayed this notice on the board in the Staff Room;

To all staff members,

I regret to report that there is a thief currently at work in the store, and so far he or she has pilfered eight and a half sausages, vanilla slices, ham and some cornflakes. This situation must be stopped. We have involved the police, who we believe take a very dim light on cases like these (Gerry's Dad knows, he's a copper). Everybody is a suspect, except Rosie, who is vegetarian, and Maria, who is anorexic. Any information will be rewarded with a hamper full of sausages, ham and pastries.

Anyway, whatever. Here is a useful tip for remembering how to spell the name 'Deirdre'; I before E except after C, and Deirdre.

It is great to be 48!!!

Hi Yufster!

[Eclipski]

Man, why did you edit my post? That's really lousy of you. Now I look stupid. Is that why you did it? To make me look stupid?

Pfft.

[Intrepid Homoludens]

Yufster is 48? Hmmm.....that changes everything, doesn't it?

[Erwin_Br]

Hi Yufster!

You're having a ball with all these doppelgangers, aren't ya?

--Erwin

[Wormsie]

You're having a ball with all these doppelgangers, aren't ya?

Yufster is female, so I don't think she has balls. Unless there's something she hasn't told us.

It's clearly Yufster. You can see it from the usage of words like "man" and "yeah" and the surplus of commas and general in-your face joking.

EDIT: I keep adding and deleting "non sequiturs" from that above list. Add it there if you want to.

[Nick]

I like Eclipski, I hope we hear more from it.

[Erwin_Br]

Yufster is female, so I don't think she has balls. Unless there's something she hasn't told us.

It's clearly Yufster. You can see it from the usage of words like "man" and "yeah" and the surplus of commas and general in-your face joking.

EDIT: I keep adding and deleting "non sequiturs" from that above list. Add it there if you want to.

You seem to be an expert on this! ...So do you have any idea who this Mother Teresa character is?

--Erwin

[Salka]

Ha ha ha, Deadworm an expert on Doppelgangers, ha ha ha.

[Wormsie]

You seem to be an expert on this! ...So do you have any idea who this Mother Teresa character is?

I think she's some sort of controversial religious person who died a while ago. I can't understand what she's doing here, being dead and all.

Otherwise, my guess is Deadsie Sweetyhunnypies.

[Erwin_Br]

Ha ha ha, Deadworm an expert on Doppelgangers, ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha, yeah that's pretty hilarious, isn't it? Tee-hee-hee!

--Erwin

[Wormsie]

Ha ha ha, yeah that's pretty hilarious, isn't it? Tee-hee-hee!

I don't get it.

[Intrepid Homoludens]

Don't bother, it's worth getting getting it.

[Erwin_Br]

I don't get it.

You and me both, buddy.

--Erwin