The completely fake IF thread

[Intrepid Homoludens]

> cut wall with nasty knife

You discover that the walls of this room are made of impenetrable stainless steel painted white, and nothing can puncture it.

Meanwhile the two 3D Yufster and wormsie models begin staring at you, as if waiting for you to interact with them.

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[Lechimp]

>kill yourself with nasty knife

[Intrepid Homoludens]

>kill yourself with nasty knife

Unfortunately your attempt at suicide is thwarted by the fact that you have blunted and bent the knife from trying to cut the stainless steel wall with it.

Meanwhile the two 3D Yufster and wormsie models begin staring at you, as if waiting for you to interact with them.

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[lailoken]

#this is soo linear, pah

[loonyboi]

talk to yufster model

[Lechimp]

talk to yufster model

The yufster model says "blah blah blah blah blah blah make love to me blah blah blah blah blah blah blah FREE IRELAND YOU FUCKING FUCK" then stabs you in the leg

[Salka]

Uh excuse me? Blah blah blah blah Jew blah blah blah blah blah my head hurts blah blah blah big word blah blah Tim Schafer blah blah Psychonauts blah blah REALLY BIG word blah blah blah Fronkonsteen blah.

[David]

I don't understand "Yufster".

[Lechimp]

The 3-d model of yufster with the split personality then blows up.

[Erkki]

smell the ashes

[Intrepid Homoludens]

> smell the ashes

There is no ashes here.

A 3D Marek and a Jake walk onto the screen and mop up the blood and parts from the exploded Yufster, while the Wormsie model is laughing hysterically. No sooner have they cleaned up than a brand new 3D Yufster model appears.

The two 3D Yufster and wormsie models begin staring at you, as if waiting for you to interact with them.

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[Jake]

> q

[Intrepid Homoludens]

> q

I don't know the word 'q'.

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[Wormsie]

Suddenly, the 3D wormsie starts to speak. "I am Bobbin, are you my mother?" it utters.

Then it closes its mouth and continues staring.

[ysbreker]

look at keyboard

[Intrepid Homoludens]

> Suddenly, the 3D wormsie starts to speak. "I am Bobbin, are you my mother?" it utters.

Then it closes its mouth and continues staring.

I don't know the words 'Suddenly, the 3D wormsie starts to speak. "I am Bobbin, are you my mother?" it utters. Then it closes its mouth and continues staring.'

> look at keyboard

It's just a standard keyboard.

The characters on the keyboard are illegible to you.

The two 3D Yufster and wormsie models begin staring at you, as if waiting for you to interact with them.

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[Wormsie]

interact with yufster

[ysbreker]

# I think the game crashed. Can someone boot it up again?

[lailoken]

#yeah trep sucks at being imaginative... go figure!

[Locke]

yell racial slurs at 3D Yufster and wormsie models

[General Fuzzy McBitty]

push models together.

[Salka]

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[Lechimp]

The game confuses itself and all of a sudden, the walls of the room disappear and you find yourself in another dimension, where multiple heads of christopher walken are floating in the sky. A bald african american male walks up to you and says "Hello Neo"

[Jake]

#

# I think the game crashed. Can someone boot it up again?

I think that happened back when I tried to quit it about 5 posts ago.

[Intrepid Homoludens]

> interact with yufster

You hit some illegible keys at random, causing the 3D Wormsie model to walk up to the Yuftster model and punch her in the face. The impact is so powerful that Yufster's head is knocked off her shoulders and flies out the screen, across the room your are in, and hits the door with such an impact as to bash it open. The computer screen goes blank. Beyond the door is a long corridor.

There is a 3D head of Yufster on the floor.

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