Write some reviews in 15 words or less

[ysbreker]

Unreal Tournament 2004

Good platform for mods. Sometimes I feel the AI cheats in the single player game

Trackmania

Fun simple racing game. Track editor is also good fun.

[RLacey]

Trackmania Sunrise

Like the original, only better looking and harder. PLAY THE DEMO (www.trackmania.com) AND LOVE IT!

[loonyboi]

15? Bah. I can do better than that.

Reviews in 5 words or less

Star Wars: Battlefront : Simply wasn't fun.

Fable: WTF?

Katamari Damacy: Super happy fun party.

Doom 3 Kinda scary, kinda fun.

Halo 2: Brief, but cool. Nice online.

Half-Life 2: Great. Alyx hot. CS rules.

Sega Classics Collection: Opa Opa returns for this?

Feel the Magic: XX/YY: Rub. Rub rub. Rub. Yell.

[lailoken]

WOW: Can't believe it runs like this on my old rig...

[Kolzig]

Live For Speed

The best racing game ever. Superfun. Not arcade.

[Redwall]

Command & Conquer: Generals -- zzz...

Hitman: Contracts -- A better title would be Hitman: LSD

[n0wak]

Lumines: Shinin shinin shinin shinin shinin... arggggg. Shinin shinin...

[Roderick]

Resident Evil 4: I thought I would've been happier with zombie nazi's but the opposite is truth.

[Chris]

  lailoken said:

WOW: Can't believe it runs like this on my old rig...

Yeah, me too. I can run it on a laptop with 256MB RAM and a 16MB graphics card with all the settings turned as far down as they can go, and when people see me playing it they say "Wow that game looks really good". It's pretty absurd and true. I mean Ironforge kicks my laptop's ass but the game is still highly playable. I don't even meet the minimum requirements.

(fuck 15 words or less)

[JoeX111]

Doom 3

Walk. Shoot. Walk. Shoot. Walk. Shoot. Grab item. Get attacked. Quit.

Unreal Tournament 2004

Katamari Damacy

Best thing since sliced bread.

True Crime: Streets of LA

Worst. Purchase. Ever.

[Dingo Chavez]

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

It feels like a beautiful childrens book, a true gem.

Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean

Gorgeous world full of imagination with a story that's like any other.

Sid Meier's Pirates!

Pillage, charm women into marriage, pillage, trade & pillage, if only this game had a monkey. (It's 16 words... so shoot me!)

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

A three hour plot twist mounted me from the rear, and I wasn't surprised.

Psychonauts

Where art thou????????????

Mr. T:

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

Them fools cost me 50 coins... fool!.

Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean

The acting is good, reminds me of me back in the day, fool!

(Dingo's note: The acting was as bad as Top Gun's. Good essay Ben.)

Sid Meier's Pirates!

Pirate, ha. Them fools act like they in the riches... fool!

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

This takes me back to my days in the A team, good times.

[ysbreker]

scrapland

A lot of missed potential

empire earth II

boring but Somehow fun for a dead afternoon

[Duncan]

Half-Life 2:

I'd appreciate the physics and animation more if I weren't always running away from it

[Jake]

Half Life 2

Best theme park ride I've ever had the pleasure of playing.

[David]

Prince of Persia: Warrior Within:

Hey, this isn't as bad as I'd heard it w-...oh, wait.

[Chris]

Half-Life 2: Damn, I wish they placed these stupid loading screens better, or actually not at all.

[Roderick]

Psychonauts: Why hast thou forlorn the Cube of Games?

[Chris]

  Quote

Psychonauts: Why hast thou forlorn the Cube of Games?

Psychonauts: "It was a high-up business decision I had nothing to do with." -Tim Schafer

[MrHoatzin]

  Rodi said:

Psychonauts: Why hast thou forlorn the Cube of Games?

Fuck the Cube, man, what about my toaster?! I was hoping on playing it on my toaster. Alas...

[Chris]

Kingz' response to Rodi: Three words over the limit, man.

[Salka]

  Rodi said:

Psychonauts: Why hast thou forlorn the Cube of Games?

I have no respect for that console. Maybe it was the shitty ad campaign it got over here or something. It was like it wanted people to buy the Xbox or PS2 instead. The Cube actually wanted people to not buy it! If the Xbox had gotten the same shit ad campaign, we'd all be laughing delightedly over how retarded Microsoft is for not putting enough effort in to it. Instead it's Nintendo, so we curse stupid consumers for being stupid and not seeing how brilliant it really is. Well fuck consumers, because consumers think POP2 is shit hot cool. Putting Psychonauts on the Gamecube would have been a waste of time and money. Fuck Nintendo.

And fuck Majesco. How come there are no Psychonauts Adverts in ANY of the April or May issues of ANY of the Game Mags over here? Oh, there was ONE... in Gamepro. Gamepro! Who the fuck buys GAMEPRO!? It's not even stocked in the Book Centre! I found a copy at the back of fucking Centra!!!

Oh yeah, putting Psychonauts on the Gamecube would have been a great idea! You could put all that time and effort and money into advertising in Nintendo Magazines, porting, blah blah blah, and then about ten people could buy it! Maybe they could port it to the Sega Goddamn Megadrive/Genesis, too! Fuck Nintendo.

Sorry, to Summarise in 15 words: I really want to play Psychonauts.

[MrHoatzin]

  Chris said:

Kingz' response to Rodi: Three words over the limit, man.

Fuck the Cube, man, what about my toaster?! I was hoping on playing it on my toaster. Alas...

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Psychonauts: bestest game I have played in a while.

[Chris]

  Yufster said:

GameCube is dumb

Fuck off

[Salka]

  Chris said:

Fuck off

GameCube: Overrated. Gave up.

[Jake]

apparently this is a web forum!

also why are you cribbing from double fine action news to write on and on needlessly about the gamecube in a thread specifically dedicated to 15 word reviews, yufster??