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Xbox's J Allard revealed

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Also if J. Allard was black he would look like this: :mrt:

Mr.T? Of course! Mr.T was in The A Team, The A Team's leader was Hannibal who was played by George Peppard who died in 1994, 1994 was my seventh year, Revolver was the seventh Beatles album, The Beatles were influenced by Bob Dylan, Bob Dylan sang protest songs, Protest was an obscured movie from 1967, 1967 was the year The Velvet Underground released their first album with Nico who was introduced to the group by Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol died in 1987 from complications following surgery, Bill Clinton had heart surgery, heart is the engine of the human body, The Little Engine That Could is one of the most famous children books, children like candy, Candy is usually a name of a trophy wife, marriage sometimes equals divorce, divorce equals money, money equals power, power is by definition: "The ability or capacity to perform or act effectively", effectively has three E's, E3!

It all makes sense now! E3! E3 will have J. Allard presenting the Xbox 360 (I think), he had a makeover for the show, Ricki Lake has a show that gives people makeovers. He got a makeover in the Ricki Lake show under the name Gralious, which is his brother's name (look for my previous post), brothers are usually male, the majority of gamers are male, games are fun! THAT'S IT!!! He did it for our amusment!

What a great guy, too bad he's a Microsoft employee.

I rest my case. :deranged:

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Mr.T? Of course! Mr.T was in The A Team, The A Team's leader was Hannibal who was played by George Peppard who died in 1994, 1994 was my seventh year, Revolver was the seventh Beatles album, The Beatles were influenced by Bob Dylan, Bob Dylan sang protest songs, Protest was an obscured movie from 1967, 1967 was the year The Velvet Underground released their first album with Nico who was introduced to the group by Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol died in 1987 from complications following surgery, Bill Clinton had heart surgery, heart is the engine of the human body, The Little Engine That Could is one of the most famous children books, children like candy, Candy is usually a name of a trophy wife, marriage sometimes equals divorce, divorce equals money, money equals power, power is by definition: "The ability or capacity to perform or act effectively", effectively has three E's, E3!

It all makes sense now! E3! E3 will have J. Allard presenting the Xbox 360 (I think), he had a makeover for the show, Ricki Lake has a show that gives people makeovers. He got a makeover in the Ricki Lake show under the name Gralious, which is his brother's name (look for my previous post), brothers are usually male, the majority of gamers are male, games are fun! THAT'S IT!!! He did it for our amusment!

What a great guy, too bad he's a Microsoft employee.

I rest my case. :deranged:

You ought to be ritually executed.

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Oh man, he's magical.

Also: Wow, the new Xbox really looks like a PC from that distance.

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