Marek Posted June 7, 2005 They've been lying in my kitchen for two weeks now and they're still all gross with hard bits in the middle. How long are these eggs supposed to lay dormant? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted June 7, 2005 What the fuck are you talking about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marek Posted June 7, 2005 Let me put it another way: how long are these hairy balls supposed to ripen? My mom used to manage these things when I lived with my parents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baconian Posted June 7, 2005 you don't want those dirty bastards hanging around. They smell really bad after a while. Get them on the first plane back to newzealand. edit: me too (see below). that picture ruined it for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ysbreker Posted June 7, 2005 [edit] nevermind, I missed some posts and was awfully redundant :/ [/edit] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 7, 2005 God bless you, Marek, for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted June 7, 2005 You are a failure Marek. hehe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted June 7, 2005 Put them next to sopme bananas. I heard. Also is that one smoking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChlorophyll Posted June 7, 2005 Is that the Depravity Zoo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baconian Posted June 7, 2005 Put them next to sopme bananas. hmmm. sort of like dolphins and brain damaged infants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted June 7, 2005 hmmm. sort of like dolphins and brain damaged infants. I don't know, does a dolphin ripen faster if you put some brain damaged children next it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baconian Posted June 7, 2005 This place is really throwing up some unlikely sentences nowadays. Even more than usual. Melikes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marek Posted June 7, 2005 I've had these dolphins lying in my kitchen for two weeks now but they're still all gross with hard bits in the middle. Do you know of any place that sells brain damaged children? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted June 7, 2005 Have you never had kiwis before? They are just these lumps of vitamin C, they're supposed to be nasty... but they're also supposed to be softish inside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted June 8, 2005 http://www.worth1000.com/entries/145000/145217AGIE.jpg --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted June 8, 2005 Kiwis can be pretty good. I actually like my fruit a little bit unripe. Can't stand it when bananas melt in my mouth, I go all EEUUUUEUUGGHHH!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trithemius Posted June 8, 2005 Have you never had kiwis before? They are just these lumps of vitamin C, they're supposed to be nasty... but they're also supposed to be softish inside. NooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo! Not the National Symbol! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
