Stupid people and their stupid little walk

[Knar]

It can also make you look a bit like a ninja.

So really, the walk is for defensive purposes that the naive public does not understand. Is it for thwarting ambushes from nasty pirates?

[MrChlorophyll]

Mmm... Space pirates.

[Erkki]

ALSO, it can totally make you look cool and hardcore, check THIS evidence out. Man, we're totally going to kill some folk!

Somewhy I thought that photo was a reference to "Stand By Me".

[Lechimp]

Well in the next picture, which is at the train tracks as well, the caption says "Stand by Spaff". So I'm pretty sure that it was a reference to stand by me.

[Intrepid Homoludens]

It can also make you look a bit like a ninja.

That is, until I use my super duper secret defense weapon against you. Behold: THE CREAKY ASS STAIRWAY!

Wait a fuck..........is that a third leg on that man?!!! What the hell is that penis doing sticking out of his chest?!!