Welcome, "thejizzer!"

[Jake]

Three cheers to our newest forum member who happens to have the most unfortunate username ever.

...

Unless someone can find a less fortunate one?

[Jayel]

I hear that those who accuse others having bad forum names, are trying to cover their insecurity of having bad forum names themselves.

[Salka]

Yes, Jake. Jake!? Wtf!??? That name sounds like 'Rake'! Or, if you spell Jake backwards, it says Ekaj. Wtomfgf is an Ekaj?! Do you even know what the hell an Ekaj is, Jake? Or are you just throwing all your thoughts to the wind???!

Wituhfuh???!

[Erwin_Br]

When I hear the name Jake, it always reminds me of that horrible 80's show called 'Jake and the Fat Man'.

--Erwin

[Jake]

I used to occasionally be called "Jake and the Fat Man" by the uncreative bullies at my elementary school (I was neither fat, nor did I have a fat friend standing nearby the few times I was called that).

[Salka]

I like the name Jake. Don't listen to those bastards.

The name 'Jake' is sexy and manly. Man, I never noticed how sexy you were before, Jake! Jaykel is just a Jake wannabe.

Bastards!!!

[Erwin_Br]

I used to occasionally be called "Jake and the Fat Man" by the uncreative bullies at my elementary school (I was neither fat, nor did I have a fat friend standing nearby the few times I was called that).

Bullies aren't exactly known to be intelligent, you know.

--Erwin

[Intrepid Homoludens]

Yes, that is our secret oxymoron of the day: The intelligent bully.

Thanks goes to Jake for his slyness.

[Jake]

Okay maybe intelligent wasn't the right word to use, but bullies are noted for their ability to properly cut you down, and following that up by kicking you while you're down. Calling a single non-fat person "Jake and the fat man" fails to do either of those trademark bullyish things. That's all. Jeez guys.

[BDTM]

The name "Jake" reminds me of the Blues Brothers actually.

[Chris]

Okay maybe intelligent wasn't the right word to use, but bullies are noted for their ability to properly cut you down, and following that up by kicking you while you're down. Calling a single non-fat person "Jake and the fat man" fails to do either of those trademark bullyish things. That's all. Jeez guys.

SHUT UP YOUR AN IDIOT

[Marek]

The name Jake reminds me of a dog. A realistically animated one.

[Salka]

This is the truth. Jake makes me think of Rakes. I can't help it. Every time I hear his name I think of a Rake. It's a good name though. Rake.

[Erwin_Br]

This is the truth. Jake makes me think of Rakes. I can't help it. Every time I hear his name I think of a Rake. It's a good name though. Rake.

Rakes? What's that?

--Erwin

[Salka]

Something you use to get leaves into a big pile.

[Marek]

Hark. Hark. Hark.

[MrHoatzin]

...or a small pile if you are partial to small piles.

[Huz]

And walk into in a comical manner.

'Jake' reminds me of Rolf Harris. Sorry.

[vimes]

Uh Jake, whut ?

Nevermind, I thought it was the grapefruit discussion forum.

This was a free absurd joke

[RLacey]

'Jake' reminds me of Rolf Harris. Sorry.

But surely the Fat Man hides the extra leg?

[toblix]

I think the name Jake is sexey.

Also Fat Man.

[Salka]

the Fat Man was a famous musician for games, back in the 80's, no? He did the music for 7th Guest.

[Erwin_Br]

Hark. Hark. Hark.

Aha, thanks. I should install Babylon Translator on my PC again.

--Erwin

[Jake]

the Fat Man was a famous musician for games, back in the 80's, no? He did the music for 7th Guest.

More early 90s really... and yes. http://www.fatman.com/

[Salka]

The man is crazy.

I really liked that song from the 7th Guest... the one that played in the Credits.

Haven't heard much from the Fat Man lately.