French-speaking Idle Forumers!

[Salka]

Anyone who can speak perfect french and likes being popular, I require your assistance. You will be a lot more popular once you have assisted me, and will know very personal details about me such as my bra size.

Anybody? help?

[polo_lapin]

C'est quoi le problème ?

[Salka]

erm what?

[Marek]

Haha. Failure.

[elmuerte]

erm what?

That's French for a/s/l

[Roderick]

I know a bit, but not enough to help you most probably.

[Salka]

The popular and goodlooking Idle Forum member, MaSQuE, has once again saved the day with his superior handle of all languages.

For the ladies: MaSQuE can be contacted on MSN or through PM. He is single, and highly highly aroused. Just like you.

[-MaSQuE-]

How does she know I'm single and good-looking?

(For all your french translating needs: feel free to contact me).

[miffy495]

Bastard, my french speakingness was too slow to notice this thread. Just out of curiosity, how many of us DO speak? There's Masque, polo_lapin (welcome aboard), apparently Rodi to some extent, and myself. Who else we got?

[polo_lapin]

polo_lapin (welcome aboard),

Thank you.

By the way, "C'est quoi le problème ?" means "what is the problem ?" and nothing sexual. :-)

As I am not sure what "a/s/l" means, I'd like to precise.

[elmuerte]

I was joking on the a/s/l part

"a/s/l" means "age/sex/location"

[brkl]

Just out of curiosity, how many of us DO speak?

I speak almost every day.

[Oath]

I speak almost every day.

Only when the gag comes off.

What a great smiley.

[elmuerte]

I don't need to speek. I've got a keyboard and internet.

[Erik]

Oh vacherie de Belges ! That was a good occasion for me to become a popular thumb, but my PC power supply litterally burned to death yesterday.

Since the fates seem to have decided that I should remain another anonymous and dull user, I just hope this silly belgian's piece of translation is full of, well, belgicisms.

Might this need of yours have been of serious/official/paperwork nature, the smile of your french interlocutor reading his clumsy sentences I can picture will teach you never to trust a belgian again.

So that's where 1 day without PC leads me... Interesting. I feel better now.

Sorry about my awful english writing skills.

[-MaSQuE-]

Since the fates seem to have decided that I should remain another anonymous and dull user, I just hope this silly belgian's piece of translation is full of, well, belgicisms.

You'd be surprised. We do tend to be able to camouflage ourselves pretty well, whent it's absolutely necessary. Une fois.

DAMN!

[toblix]

So, you know her bra size yet?

[vimes]

I am French and , as such, nobody cares what I think.

Anyway, last time I was asked to put my nationality to use was 2 years ago... Kingzjester, do you remember ?

I am taking this silly class in French culture and how messed up it is it differs from American culture. I have to ask a question of a French person about a stereotype or a custom and report back to the class this Wednesday. You're drafted to help me. Congratulations. Your family must be proud.

Tell me a little bit about yourself, where you live, your name and so forth, and then answer this: Why do French people hate Americans and America?

Don't have to be long. Thanks.

Oh, the fun.

[Salka]

Polo_Lapin: I knew what it mean really! hehehe

Those who did not help: do not worry, you can still be popular and sexy and desired by the ladies. All french-speaking forumers are popular on this thread! Where better to find sexy young men suitable for the reproductive act, than in a thread full of french men?

[loonyboi]

]Those who did not help: do not worry, you can still be popular and sexy and desired by the ladies. All french-speaking forumers are popular on this thread! Where better to find sexy young men suitable for the reproductive act, than in a thread full of french men?

Oh, I don't know...the docks late at night, a gun show, a Star Trek convention, a furries meetup...the possibilities are endless.

[n0wak]

Bastard, my french speakingness was too slow to notice this thread. Just out of curiosity, how many of us DO speak? There's Masque, polo_lapin (welcome aboard), apparently Rodi to some extent, and myself. Who else we got?

Depends on whether you count those that speak or those that speak well. I'd like to think that my five years of French immersion wasn't for naught, and I was able to safely order at Tim Horton's in French in the middle of Quebec once... but that's an essential skill for driving across Canada.

[netmonkey]

ans/sexe/endroit?

Je peux ecrire en francais un peu bien mais parle tres mal!

[miffy495]

Opposite with me, my writing is terrible but my speaking is great. Also, I learned Friday night that I speak French much better when I'm shit-faced, as I amazed my friends by carrying on a half hour conversation completely in French with some guy in the bar who'd just moved here from Quebec. Good times.

[Aussie Ben]

I'm reading a lot more Poirot now - does that count?

Seriously though, I know some French from when I studied it in Secondary School, so I can occassionally pick up some basic French. It comes in handy when we do localisation testing, too. Not a lot, though - I don't know anything like "For God's sake, where is the toilet?".

[n0wak]

Mon Dieu! Ou est la toilette?