Great Gaming Quotes

[Karimi]

Just a few quotes from great games and games that will be remembered for years to come.

"Zug Zug" Warcraft 2

"War...War never changes" Fallout 2

"What can change the nature of a man ?" Planescape

"Go for the eyes Boo , the EYES !" Baldurs gate 2

"Thats the second biggest monkey's head I've ever seen" Monkey Island

"Its me, Mario !" Mario 64 and other games

"I am the milkman , my milk is delicious" Psychonauts

"Snake ? Snaaaaaaake" MGS

"Staaars." Resident Evil 3

"All your base are belong to us" That game , name doesn't come to mind though. Zero wing ?

"My name is Manny Calavera, Im your new travel agent" Grim Fandango

"Im here to sell these fine leather jackets" - Indy and the fate of atlantis

[brkl]

I think it's spelled "It's-a me-a, Mario!"

[elmuerte]

"You know what looks good on your face? What? The bar!" - Full Throttle

"Your soundcard works perfectly. Your soundcard works perfectly. Your soundcard works perfectly. It doesn't get any better than this." - Warcraft 2 installation

"Ok, who's been messing with this. It was an entrance when I came in." - Discworld

[schepton]

"Up until now, we scraped along the ground like rats, but from now on we soar, like eagles......like eagles on....pogo sticks!" - Glottis, Grim Fandango

[miffy495]

"SHINE GET!" -Super Mario Sunshine

"Bigger. We need it bigger." - the King, Katamari Damacy

"Can someone shut this asshole the fuck up???" - anyone who's playing Burnout 3 reacting to the announcer

"Trancending history and the world, a tale of souls and swords eternally retold..." - Soul Calibur (any)

[SpiderMonkey]

"Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

(I think if I started listing all memorable quotes from that game, I would be here for a very long time.)

[brkl]

I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, awesome.

[ysbreker]

*slaps brkl around with a copy of system shock 2*

Know your classics, young man!

[elmuerte]

Discworld:

"A mysterious shape, a sinister shape - a shape fraught with...with...shapeness. It must be a plot element, otherwise there'd be a better label."

"Ah... portarus exodus, or, the common doorway. See, I'm not a wizard for nothing you know"

[LOPcagney]

"With boney hands I hold my partner;

With soulless feet I cross the floor.

The music stops as if to answer,

The empty knocking at the door.

It seems his skin was sweet as mango,

When last I held him to my breast.

But now we dance this grim fandango,

And will four years befor we rest."

-Olivia Ofrenda, Grim Fandango

[loonyboi]

One word, and one word alone.

"VICTOLLY!"

[brkl]

  ysbreker said:

*slaps brkl around with a copy of system shock 2*

Know your classics, young man!

Oh damn. Well, they're pretty similar.

[netmonkey]

Here's my cheesy one-liners:

"Reddy to Werk.", "For the Horde!" - WarCraft

"COME GET SOME!" - Duke Nukem 3D

"USA!" - Super Street Fighter II

And more civilized quotes:

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."

"I'm selling these fine leather jackets."

[brkl]

I don't think Duke Nukem had a single original one-liner :/

[elmuerte]

"That's one doomed spacemarine" ?

A lot of Duke's oneliners are based on onelines from various movies (just like a lot of levels in duke nukem)

[brkl]

Based on? It's called ripping off. All the best ones are directly from Army of Darkness.

[elmuerte]

"Hail to the king" and "come get some"... ok, those... but there are much more oneliners in duke3d and those are not from army of darkness.

For example "your face, your ass, what's the difference"

or "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum. "

or "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! "

[n0wak]

  elmuerte said:

or "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum. "

"

Er, that's totally from "They Live"

  elmuerte said:

or "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! "

Er, that's totally "Full Metal Jacket"

  Quote

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

These are fine movie quotes, but not all that original Duke gaming quotes.

[Cobaalt]

"It's the maintenance man, He knows I like Orange!"

Gunther, DEx1.

[n0wak]

[miffy495]

  n0wak said:

These are fine movie quotes, but not all that original Duke gaming quotes.

He wasn't saying that they were original quotes, just that they weren't quotes from Army of Darkness.

[elmuerte]

  miffy495 said:

He wasn't saying that they were original quotes, just that they weren't quotes from Army of Darkness.

Yes. The fact remains that Duke Nukem 3D is loaded with spoofs and references. For example those slimey aliens from those pods are is a quite direct reference to Alien.

Couldn't have known that "shit" quote came from Full Metal Jacket...

[Cichlisuite]

Lance: "Ooh, fits perfectly!"

Tommy: "Bit tight around the crotch, though."

Lance: "Oh yeah, mine too, mine too!"

--Vice City

[Ben X]

"Like fruitcake!" - Sam And Max Hit The Road

"They're waiting for you Gordon. In the test-chamberrrrrrrrr" - Half-Life

"Matsaruba!" - alien buddy in Another World

[vimes]

"..." any japanese game.

LeChuck Doll : " Arrr! Math be hard! Let's go shopping!"