castorp Posted June 6, 2006 brkl said: Wow, that's the author of The Master and Margarita. I've read that book! <3 Psychonauts I'm currently reading this book. Strange thing. Got it as a present and didn't know a thing about it. As well as the one who bought it. And odd that it gets mentioned here. Not that it's that famous (I think). And curious that you had to spell it out that it's the name of the author befor I got it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brkl Posted June 6, 2006 Well, you're lucky, it's a really great book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted June 6, 2006 By "great book" do you by any chance mean "pretentious piece of shit"? I'm just kinda checking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nsps Posted June 6, 2006 I once pantsed a girl, but it turned out to be a more embarrassing moment for me than it was for her. You see, the cops showed up. Something about it being against the law just because she was 16 and I was 39. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
netmonkey Posted June 12, 2006 Once when I was like 13 I got pantsed by a girl while playing some silly game blindfolded. It was out in public, too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Almos Posted June 12, 2006 Well, it all pales in comparison to... <ALMOS, AS MUCH AS WE HATE TO CENSOR YOUR POSTS WE ARE COMPELLED TO - JUST BECAUSE IN THE U.S. THE PENALTY FOR PERFORMING ACTIVITIES THAT YOU HAVE DESCRIBED IS DEATH. WE SINCERELY HOPE THAT IT WAS JUST A JOKE AND NOT A DESCRIPTION OF ACTIVITY THAT YOU'VE ACTUALLY PERFORMED AT ANY POINT IN THE PAST, OTHERWISE WE'LL HAVE TO ALERT THE AUTHORITIES. AND WE'LL CERTAINLY DO IT IF POSTS LIKE THIS WILL CONTINUE. FEEL YOURSELF WARNED.> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted June 12, 2006 Almos said: Well, it all pales in comparison to...<ALMOS, AS MUCH AS WE HATE TO CENSOR YOUR POSTS WE ARE COMPELLED TO - JUST BECAUSE IN THE U.S. THE PENALTY FOR PERFORMING ACTIVITIES THAT YOU HAVE DESCRIBED IS DEATH. WE SINCERELY HOPE THAT IT WAS JUST A JOKE AND NOT A DESCRIPTION OF ACTIVITY THAT YOU'VE ACTUALLY PERFORMED AT ANY POINT IN THE PAST, OTHERWISE WE'LL HAVE TO ALERT THE AUTHORITIES. AND WE'LL CERTAINLY DO IT IF POSTS LIKE THIS WILL CONTINUE. FEEL YOURSELF WARNED.> What the fuck are you smoking?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Almos Posted June 12, 2006 Don't really know... What I've written about was actually quite innocent. Ask tha staff why they censored it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moosferatu Posted June 12, 2006 Almos said: Don't really know... What I've written about was actually quite innocent. Ask tha staff why they censored it. You haven't been around here very long, have you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Posted June 12, 2006 I once pantsed a "girl", but to my surprise its "tackle" came springing out, slapped me in the face and caused me to loose my balance and knock myself unconscious. To this day I still haven't been able to figure out why that "girl" had that down there, I thought they were meant to have the other bits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oath Posted June 12, 2006 Ginger said: I once pantsed a "girl", but to my surprise its "tackle" came springing out, slapped me in the face and caused me to loose my balance and knock myself unconscious. To this day I still haven't been able to figure out why that "girl" had that down there, I thought they were meant to have the other bits. Maybe it was a horse? A boy horse... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted June 12, 2006 Oath said: Maybe it was a horse? A boy horse... ...wearing pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 12, 2006 Quote I'm currently reading this book. Strange thing. Got it as a present and didn't know a thing about it. As well as the one who bought it. And odd that it gets mentioned Oh man, I am so like totally freaked out. I also got that book as a present! Did yours come in an envelope from Texas, filled with dust, cobwebs and dried, crusty spunk too? Mine did! But then my cat... well, that's another story. Anyway, trust me, it's not at all odd that it would get mentioned on this forum. Quote I once pantsed a "girl", but to my surprise its "tackle" came springing out, slapped me in the face and caused me to loose my balance and knock myself unconscious. To this day I still haven't been able to figure out why that "girl" had that down there, I thought they were meant to have the other bits. You loved it though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oath Posted June 12, 2006 Kingzjester said: ...wearing pants. What do you know about horses anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted June 12, 2006 Oath said: What do you know about horses anyway? Some are called "Ed" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted June 12, 2006 elmuerte said: Some are called "Ed" I don't think he was a horse: http://snopes.com/lost/mistered.asp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted June 13, 2006 ok maybe I have no clue about black-and-white televisions, but I highly doubt that black is shown as white on them. Also according to wikipedia: Quote In the 1990s, a parody of typical urban legends said that Mr. Ed was actually a zebra, not a horse, and was either painted a solid color for the series or else looked like a horse because of shortcomings of early black-and-white television. The story frequently pops up as a "little-known fact," but is not true. Mr Ed was really an American Saddlebred horse. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Ed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted June 13, 2006 BUT SNOPES NEVER LIES! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Posted June 13, 2006 Yufster said: You loved it though. Yeah I did! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Existentialist Jones Posted June 22, 2006 Kingzjester said: BUT SNOPES NEVER LIES! Dammit, and I used to swear by that - and then I spent 20 minutes trying to get my head round this sentence. Snopes said: When black-and-white television predominated in the nation's living rooms, football games were too often disrupted when players ran into the referees, whose black-and-white striped uniform tops made them nearly invisible to onlookers. G'what? Think of it as brain training, I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted June 22, 2006 players ran into the referees because of black-and-white televisions!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted June 22, 2006 K, guys, that Snopes article is a joke made by the Snopes people to make fun of people who swear by snopes. Click at the link near the botton of the page. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Existentialist Jones Posted June 23, 2006 Most embarassing moment - right there. My confusion should have set that sarcasm-o-meter a-runnin' and a-jumpin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
