Yet more testers required at Double Fine; also, Yufster NOT jealous this time

[Salka]

http://www.doublefine.com/news.htm

I'm gonna be so cool about this.

Like ice.

[OftenK]

I'm not. I'm going to become very angry and shout at the sofa.

[Salka]

I have this joke to tell you all, but I'll wait for the right moment.

[Nick]

I have this joke to tell you all, but I'll wait for the right moment.

Is it the one about the tractor?

[Salka]

Curiouser and curiouser.

Nick, is the Strongbow City you speak of Waterford? Because like, everybody knows that's where Strongbow... got married. Like, everybody. I knew that, even before Mom told me just now, for instance.

If you are from Waterford we could meet up and have coffee even though I know absolutely nothing about you. It's always nice to meet another Irish person that can... you know... read and write.

[Wormsie]

I have voted three times for Doppelgnger Rex in that poll at the Church of Tim.

[MrHoatzin]

I have voted three times for Doppelgnger Rex in that poll at the Church of Tim.

Dear god man, don't make me install a login-based poll system...

[Salka]

I have voted three times for Doppelgnger Rex in that poll at the Church of Tim.

Deadworm, I loved you. But you hate my Mom. What has my Mom ever done to you? Why do you hate her so?

Why are you so impolite to my Mom?

[Yufster's Mom]

yeah. i have never done anything to you. i dont know what your problem is, but man i would like to have a word with your mom. i am gonna make her ground you for like an eternity.

then, we can bake some cookies together.

[tabacco]

Heh... I'm going. TWICE!

[Wormsie]

yeah. i have never done anything to you. i dont know what your problem is, but man i would like to have a word with your mom. i am gonna make her ground you for like an eternity.

then, we can bake some cookies together.

Now THIS is a doppelganger person fer sure.

[Wormsie]

Blöhblåhbläh

Hey, I voted just because it was fun. And the two times after the first one I voted just because I had forgotten that I had voted and then cleared my browser chache...

...And that means that I didn't vote because it was fun, but because I forgot that I had voted. And with Kingzjester resetting the poll over and over again, how am I supposed to know when I'm forgetting things and when Kingzjester has reset the poll? The Church of Tim isn't stupidity-friendly at all.

[Wormsie]

I think I got it now. I voted once, and then the poll was reset. Then I accidentally voted twice.

"It was the third floor. Or the fifth. I can't remember." - Igor Stravinsky

[Wormsie]

Dear god man, don't make me install a login-based poll system...

As long as you add a feature which allows news items to be commented, go ahead!

[Wormsie]

Whaahahaa!!

It sounds like Yufster needs a drink. *gives Yufster a bottle of whiskey*

[Yufster's Mom]

dead worm, i am rusalka's mother and finance manager. not doppelganger.

you would think that, just once, you would be right about that.

and by the way; even i know how to edit my own post.

[Intrepid Homoludens]

D-d-d-dammit, it's Mother Yufster! Quick, hide the Manny blow up dolls!!

[Erwin_Br]

dead worm, i am rusalka's mother and finance manager. not doppelganger.

So you're the one responsable for burding blessing us with her presence on these forums, huh?

--Erwin

[Intrepid Homoludens]

Burding? Burding?! Mother Yufster gave us the burd?!!

[Wormsie]

dead worm, i am rusalka's mother and finance manager. not doppelganger.

No, I don't believe you, sorry. Because...

you would think that, just once, you would be right about that.

...how do you know I'm into calling people dopplegangers? Huh? HUH!!!

and by the way; even i know how to edit my own post.

Then why don't you? Or maybe you are just using that broken keyboard you told us about. Perhaps it doesn't have the shift-key.

Why would I have wanted to edit my own post? They all look neater that way. The posts are their own entities, and it would be sacrilegious to merge them. So fuck you.

[Wormsie]

i am gonna make her ground you for like an eternity.

I have grounded myself voluntarily. Nothing to see outside but cows.

[Salka]

...Deadworm, that is my Mom.

When she reads the forums later, she will be confused and hurt that you do not believe she exists. Like god cries when people do that to him, only my Mom

a) is real

does not live on a cloud per se

c) is not God (yet)

I am sorry that your mother is too uncool to know how to use a mouse, except perhaps in a sexual way or whatever. I don't know. Wait. Hang on. I don't wanna be talking about sexual stuff when my Mom might be wandering around later.

Phew! Glad I remembered. That was a close call!

[Moosferatu]

Yufster, you confuse me.

[Wormsie]

Just because I haven't quoted her in a while, she is acting like a... whatever. Something bad, anyway. I mean, that's like whoa.

But if she is trying to make me really mad, she has been quite unsuccesful. Only Kingz can get me really mad.

[Wormsie]

I am sorry that your mother is too uncool to know how to use a mouse.

Why do you assume that my mother doesn't know how to use a mouse?

FYI, she does know how to use a mouse.