Salka Posted March 1, 2007 now I'd like to know what the fuck you're going to do about that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChlorophyll Posted March 1, 2007 Switch to diesel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted March 1, 2007 Sink a dinosaur into it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coldkill Posted March 1, 2007 Why the hell does your mouth taste like petroleum? Have you been using Petroleum Jelly to get that bright, white smile? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted March 2, 2007 Drink alcohol instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marek Posted March 2, 2007 <whoops this should have been posted in the BSG thread> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ysbreker Posted March 2, 2007 errr Marek? This thread is about having kissed a petroleum sniffer and having the taste of petroleum in your mouth. Not about whatever it is you're talking about Also: better not light any matches with your teeth then, yufster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted March 2, 2007 shit, that's my plan for the evening ruined then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted March 2, 2007 Well, there was no mention of lighters. If you could figure out a decent way to work one with your mouth, you may still have a good night ahead of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryam BaCo Posted March 2, 2007 go to the circus! fire-breathing, hooray! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted March 2, 2007 Alternatively: scrape the inside of your mouth and make your own personalised chapstick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted March 2, 2007 How do you know what petroleum tastes like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Posted March 2, 2007 If you're going to do arse to mouth get a runnier based lube than Vaseline, I always found that vaseline was a good anal lube as it gave good protection against cuts and stuff but when u pull out u find it has absorbed a bit too much of the old brown stuff. Specially made anal lubes are the way forward they allow for a better arse hammering(imo). Or just get spaff to give it a quick wipe before u take him in your mouth, takes out some of the dirtiness, but then your mouth won't taste of petroleum jelly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erik Posted March 3, 2007 Yufster said: now I'd like to know what the fuck you're going to do about that I volunteer for the cleanup program. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Burger Posted March 4, 2007 The fuck I'm going to do about it is open my mouth and point at it competitively. Cause mine tastes like grilled lemons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
