miffy495 Posted January 9, 2008 Oath said: some clusterfuck Megathread that's so popular on every other forum. Please don't. I just wanted to mess with Oath a bit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
castorp Posted January 9, 2008 (miffy, you made me laugh in reality-world, thanks) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nappi Posted January 9, 2008 I think we should focus on toblix's thread. It is already the 7th result in google search for "ds questions". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted January 9, 2008 Go toblix, go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BooJaka Posted January 9, 2008 Go Pokemon Friend Codes, Go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n0wak Posted January 10, 2008 Nappi said: I think we should focus on toblix's thread. It is already the 7th result in google search for "ds questions". Yeah, but do you know what's number one? http://www.google.ca/search?q=orgasmic+mario+fucking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toblix Posted January 10, 2008 OH! OH! http://www.google.com/search?q=idle+cunt+thumbs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted January 10, 2008 Lol! Nice image, Oath! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted January 10, 2008 I love this thread. Please someone animate "Shotgun your Cock" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted January 10, 2008 Haha, excellent, Toblix! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted January 11, 2008 How many DSs would it take to create a staircase to the moon? Regular, not lite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oath Posted January 11, 2008 Nick said: How many DSs would it take to create a staircase to the moon?Regular, not lite. One, because the DS is already heavenly and born from the infinite space and wisdom of the galaxy. Even the fat one. Real answer: 13,181,379,310 on average. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted January 11, 2008 You didn't show your working. I think you may be tellings fibs sir! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oath Posted January 11, 2008 Nick said: You didn't show your working. I think you may be tellings fibs sir! Average distance is about 30 times Earth's diameter, which is 12,742 km (again, on average). 30 times 12,742 equals 382,260 km. An old DS measures 149 mm by 85 mm by 29 mm. 29 mm is 0.029 m and 382,260 km is 382,260,000 m. Divide the distance by the size of the DS and get 13,181,379,310. Actually, I may be off by a fair bit, since I think the distance between the two is actually core to core. Also, you could stack the machines in other ways, which I don't account for either. This doesn't even begin to account for the structural integrity of the staircase. In other words, it's total failure! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted January 14, 2008 If it's a proper staircase that you can walk on, then it would have to spiral in order to get to the moon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted January 14, 2008 If a DS could ess dee, how much dee would a DS ess? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BooJaka Posted January 15, 2008 Seven How many dees must an S walk down before you can call D and S. Or something. I've confused myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted January 15, 2008 How many DSes can dance on the head of a stylus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted January 16, 2008 When I needed a DS were you there? Where you there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted January 16, 2008 If a DS Phat and an original iPod had sex, would Steve Jobs and Satoru Iwata automatically have joint custody of the offspring? Or would they be banished, sent to live in a basement somewhere until we'd forgotten either parent ever existed. Only for them to emerge decades later, having built a massive underground complex and spawned many mutant siblings, hell-bent on reclaiming the Earth... or at least the portable consumer electronics section of your local Dixons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoannaDark Posted January 16, 2008 amazing. when you pass a ds and you're a ds-ologist, you know you have to stop and help. because you're a ds-ologist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
