OssK Posted April 18, 2009 "I'm such a fan of this game that I could blow you away just reviewing it" IGN.com "My mom bought me this game, I'll never thank her enough" IGN.com "This game blows" IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted April 18, 2009 syntheticgerbil said: As a sidenote, the art on that cover is really ugly. As a sidenote to you sidenote, the "dual wielding fishguns ?!" gives off a strange impression of déjà-vu does it not ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moelman Posted April 18, 2009 "This game is on a top 10 list!" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted April 18, 2009 "My face was sucked into a cosmic vortex created by sheer awesome" - IGN.com "So amazing it's literally a force of nature" - IGN.com "This game is a law unto itself" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted April 19, 2009 OssK said: As a sidenote to you sidenote, the "dual wielding fishguns ?!" gives off a strange impression of déjà-vu does it not ? As sidenote 3, I'm confused. To pay my dues: "This game will burst the capillaries on your dick!" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted April 19, 2009 "Einstein was wrong!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted April 19, 2009 "I shat socks for 2 weeks after playing this game" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted April 19, 2009 elmuerte said: "I shat socks for 2 weeks after playing this game" - ign.com Nobinobi Boy review ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Posted April 19, 2009 elmuerte said: "I shat socks for 2 weeks after playing this game" - ign.com Oh shit. Also: "As a sidenote, the art on that cover is really ugly." - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted April 20, 2009 "The visuals are even shinier than Jake Rodkin's head" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Posted April 20, 2009 gdf said: "The visuals are even shinier than Jake Rodkin's head" - IGN.com "The quotes are weirdly personal for no reason at all, if still accurate." - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted April 20, 2009 "John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy." Dad said 'No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS' There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. 'This is Joson' the radio crackered. 'You must fight the demons!' So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. 'HE GOING TO KILL US' said the demons 'I will shoot at him' said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. 'No! I must kill the demons' he shouted The radio said 'No, John. You are the demons' And then John was a zombie." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sergey Posted April 20, 2009 "This game's graphics will make your ass bloom." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted April 20, 2009 "Prepare to experience anal puckering" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted April 20, 2009 Jake said: "As a sidenote, the art on that cover is really ugly." - ign.com What are the odds ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted April 20, 2009 “Tyger! Tyger! burning bright, In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry?” IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted April 20, 2009 OssK said: What are the odds ? Haha, great. Now it's immortalised in picture form. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted April 20, 2009 Jake said: "The quotes are weirdly personal for no reason at all, if still accurate." - ign.com "Say this in Jake's sexy voice and it sounds very appealing." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted April 20, 2009 "This game is very experimental... you know, like in college" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sergey Posted April 20, 2009 "Remember that bulldozer from Sim City? Well this game is that bulldozer, raping you." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted April 21, 2009 "Fuck off, I'm playing this game. I'll feed the baby later." - IGN.com Or maybe "Fuck off you whore, I'm playing this game. I'll resuscitate the baby later." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuckpebble Posted April 21, 2009 JamesM said: "It'll bone you in the bone" - IGN.com So, in essence, this game is a catheter... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BooJaka Posted April 23, 2009 Chuckpebble said: So, in essence, this game is a catheter... In essence, this game is a catheter - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted April 23, 2009 "Catheter is an anagram of cheater with a bonus T" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted April 23, 2009 "boxquote, hurtful, ign.com, lies, mental scarring, ohgodno, profanity, sex" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
