elmuerte Posted August 4, 2009 are people reading ign just for these quotes? or is there an other reason why people would visit that site? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted August 4, 2009 "As a fan of G.I. Joe, I expect a Video game version to make me feel like a Real American Hero. This didn't come close. The gameplay is unexciting and the visuals uninspired. There are moments when I found myself enjoying G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, but those moments didn't last long. I wish I could give this a "Yo Joe!" but all I can manage is a "Yay, I'm done with this." - 5.8" - IGN.com Fuck me, I could have diahorrea'd on the floor and scraped it randomly with my fingers and come up with a more interesting, flowing concluding paragraph. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patters Posted August 4, 2009 gdf said: Fuck me NO-ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UncleSpaggles Posted August 5, 2009 "This game will create the deficit with stone" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sombre Posted August 5, 2009 (Marvel vs Capcom 2) "It will take you for a riiiiiiide"-IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patters Posted August 5, 2009 Sombre said: (Marvel vs Capcom 2)"It will take you for a riiiiiiide"-IGN.com oh fuck, every single fucking review I have read has made a bad pun on that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ondore Posted August 5, 2009 "This game is totally Pringles, Doritos and Lays. 7.6/10." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted August 8, 2009 "I can't solve the puzzles and there's no hint system. 7/10" -- IGN.com Loosely based on this. "It's like there's a party in your mouth, and that party got vomited all over the screen." -- IGN.com "Upon hearing the voice acting, I had a nerdgasm. Then a real orgasm. Then another nerdgasm." --IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobTheReverend Posted August 8, 2009 "Getting a copy right now is a little like buying an impenetrable plexiglass box containing a unicorn made out of bacon." -1up.com ( ._.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted August 9, 2009 A friend and I finally finished Herc's Adventures this weekend (it was something we played quite a lot in our youths but only ever got about half-way through). Curious about how it was received at the time, we looked up some reviews. For comparison, I also checked out a review of Disney's Hercules Action Game, which came out at roughly the same time. I found it fairly amusing: "Hercules is a game not to be missed. 7.6/10" - GameSpot.com I like that 7.6 isn't being treated as a bad score, but this might be taking things a little too far. Noyb said: "It's like there's a party in your mouth, and that party got vomited all over the screen." -- IGN.com "It's like there's a party in my mouth but I'm not invited" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Psych Posted August 10, 2009 "It's like there's a party in my mouth mand it'f maffing mit miffikult mo meak..." -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coldkill Posted August 11, 2009 "It's like there's a party in my mouth, where everyone is pissing up the walls and burning furniture 8.3/10" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted August 11, 2009 "It's like there's a National Socialist Party in my pants." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ondore Posted August 11, 2009 "Throw away your Picassos - this game is the only art you will ever need." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brkl Posted August 11, 2009 "It's like there's an NRA barn dance in my pants." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BooJaka Posted August 11, 2009 "If I were having a mid-life crisis, I'd buy this game instead of a Ferrari and leather trousers" - IGN.com "The graphics in this game make Braque look like shit" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sombre Posted August 11, 2009 "I've bought it already, you pussy"-IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted August 11, 2009 "Like receiving oral sex, but without the bleach and nailbrush beforehand!" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted August 12, 2009 "This game is salvation. This game is death." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted August 13, 2009 “You can’t handle the truth!” 9.4/10 –IGN.com Apologies if that's been done already... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted August 13, 2009 "They made be an offer I couldn't refuse. 11/10" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wurtsi Posted August 13, 2009 "No one likes being the n00b" - computerandvideo games.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted August 13, 2009 "No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man... until NOW! (You can customize your eye color)." -- IGN.com "The last game inspired me to accept the Lord Jesus Christ as my personal savior. This sequel inspired me to renounce him." -- IGN.com "Activision owes me a new pair of pants." -- IGN.com "you dont rock your a sad loser whos never gonna loose his virginity" -- The New York Times Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coldkill Posted August 13, 2009 "This game made something in my pants, it wasn't a party 8.3/10" - IGN.com "This game totally the whole thing" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SiN Posted August 26, 2009 "You're going to be blown away!" -IGN.com I knew it was IGN before I looked below the quote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
