elmuerte Posted September 25, 2009 "I killed my sister for this!? 7/10" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George B Posted September 25, 2009 "the big daddy Kane of video games" -ign.com "who let the dogs out? this game did, cause it's soooooo bitchin'" -ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted September 25, 2009 "Because this is the score their marketing team wanted for the exclusive, and who am I to argue? 8.0/10" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted September 25, 2009 "I killed my daughter for this!? 7/10" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted September 25, 2009 "I can't believe my father killed my mother for this and only gave it a 7!? 7.2/10" - ign-kids.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted September 25, 2009 "Just reviewing this game should unlock an achievement" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ondore Posted September 26, 2009 "I was reviewing this game and my mom got scared and said 'You're movin' in with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air'. 8.5/10." - IGN.com Also, the jokes about the score write themselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted September 26, 2009 "It's just a video game. Get a grip." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted September 27, 2009 Ondore said: Also, the jokes about the score write themselves. Also of note: improper use of the word "cliché". On the Internet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shakesbeard Posted September 28, 2009 "This game will sign up to your forum and run your joke into the ground! 7.5/10" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted September 28, 2009 "People play these games to be special -- to be someone that they aren't today" - G. Zeschuk Way to flatter your fans, Dr. Zeschuk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hyetal Posted September 28, 2009 "I had a really cool way to describe this game, but I came up with it in between sleeping fits, and now it's all but forgotten." -IGN.com Something similar may have happened to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hermie Posted September 28, 2009 "#UNCHARTED2" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
80's Bad Guy Posted September 29, 2009 "It's like a combination of Bioshock and Crackdown, but not in a Biodown sort of way, more like a Crackshock!" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShadeOfRed Posted October 1, 2009 "This game is way less stomach churning than Two Girls, One Cup!" - ign.com "This game is a f****** mad man!" - ign.com "This game can take the Pepsi Challenge with some other game any day of the week!" - ign.com "This game is so sweet you will go back to the game store and buy another copy to get your fix!" - ign.com "This game will give your wife a foot massage!" - ign.com "This game has a sign that says 'Dead N***** Storage!" - ign.com (I apologize, I'm watching Pulp Fiction) "This game is better than a $5 MILK SHAKE!" - ign.com "This game will have you doing the twist, ALL! NIGHT! LONG!" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korax Posted October 1, 2009 ShadeOfRed said: (I apologize, I'm watching Pulp Fiction) "It's like overdosing on heroin because you thought it was cocaine!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patters Posted October 1, 2009 The game is like punching yourself in the face, but you can't stop- Ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garple Posted October 1, 2009 "Make sure you're alone the first time you play this, because you're going to cum in your pants!" (ign.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ondore Posted October 3, 2009 "This game is what would happen if a facepalm was turned into software. 7.6/10" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wurtsi Posted October 6, 2009 "What's Rock Band?" - musichub.IGN.com http://www.onelastcontinue.com/12237/dont-ask-about-rock-band-on-igns-music-hub/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irishjohn Posted October 6, 2009 Wurtsi said: "What's Rock Band?" - musichub.IGN.com http://www.onelastcontinue.com/12237/dont-ask-about-rock-band-on-igns-music-hub/ This is pretty awful. So awful in fact, that it blows me away ign.com. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted October 6, 2009 What's next? FPS Hub - Nothing but articles about Call of Duty. MMO Hub - All World of Warcraft. All the time. Sports Hub - The latest news on skateboarding and Tony Hawk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
