Sombre Posted October 7, 2009 “I don’t play Nintendo Dual Screen because it is for babies but this is the game.”-IGN.com From http://e4g.info/1397/scribblenauts-review.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted October 7, 2009 Is that a site made by fools, or a parody site made by fools? It reads like a massive overextension of I LIEK MILK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GameDreamer Posted October 7, 2009 "This will blow your face off of your face." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrobbs Posted October 7, 2009 (edited) "Screw it, if she wants to jump off a cliff she can go right ahead." - ign.com (Lucidity review) Edited October 7, 2009 by Scrobbs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted October 7, 2009 "It's nice, but it simply doesn't measure up to Simon 3D" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted October 8, 2009 Nachimir said: It'll be soon when I get around to editing and processing the 1.5gigs of video it made :/ I saw this thread and was suddenly reminded of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chthonic Boom Posted October 10, 2009 http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=8765863 "Like Citizen Kane, you can return to Metroid Prime again and again. Both are haunted by the knowledge of loss. A bright bang in which you can see yourself for a split second before disappearing completely." - Michael Thomsen, IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nappi Posted October 10, 2009 Oh wow! I guess I'll have to check out those Metroid Prime games them. Nintendo should totally re-release the trilogy on Wii or something. ha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thyroid Posted October 12, 2009 "Momma said knock you out. This water buffalo's going to knock you out." - IGN.com I don't know how they come-up with this stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted October 12, 2009 "I just dropped a fridge on my toes. Damn that hurt. Oh right... game... You should buy it, I guess." - ign.com "It's so much better if you don't have to pay for the games." - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lobotomy42 Posted October 13, 2009 "Brutal Legend is front heavy with the humor stuff" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garple Posted October 14, 2009 Nachimir said: Is that a site made by fools, or a parody site made by fools? From the same site: "WET is a new game from developer Artificial Mind & Movement, it is a heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, double fisting action adventure romp." DOUBLE WHAT???? ================================ "The game makers put you inside Rubi Malone the hottest gamer girl, better then Lara Croft from the game Tomb Raider but not hotter then Angelina Jolie who played Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider Movies. Rubi Malone is voiced by Eliza Dushku who is so hot, when I play WET I think about Eliza Dushku, because she is so hot." This website is AWESOME. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuckpebble Posted October 14, 2009 Sombre said: “I don’t play Nintendo Dual Screen because it is for babies but this is the game.”-IGN.com From http://e4g.info/1397/scribblenauts-review.html Ha ha, you didn't perchance register on that site as Moore Cowbell did you? Quoth: Awesome review! Some quotes we could all take to heart: “The art is like drawings…” “I don’t play Nintendo Dual Screen because it is for babies but this is the game.” “Game maker 5th Cell broke the mold when they made the best game of the year, ever.” Think about that, kids. The best game of the year, ever. That’s not hyperbole. That’s the real shit. Keep the reviews coming! Love ‘em! /Quoth: Oh, and... Chthonic Boom said: http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=8765863"Like Citizen Kane, you can return to Metroid Prime again and again. Both are haunted by the knowledge of loss. A bright bang in which you can see yourself for a split second before disappearing completely." - Michael Thomsen, IGN.com HOLY CRAP! I absolutely love those games, and I am completely embarrassed by that. What the flying monkey f%&* is that s%&*!?!? Its just a video game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted October 14, 2009 Michael Thomsen is always coming out with ridiculous crap, in my experience. I think I remember him saying that the left-to-right progression in Super Mario was the best ever piece of emotional narrative in a computer game, or something to that effect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinkwater Posted October 17, 2009 Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH7yfGiPu2s Go to 1:01 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted October 17, 2009 "Graphic adventures rely heavily on their graphics." -- IGN.com "This is me just being a bastard, but I have to at least try to be objective." -- IGN.com "The graphics in this game look like poo. [...] And the music. It reminds me of a strip club that I use to go to - but it's closed down now. It just sounds bad." -- IGN.com "[it's] fine, except when giant spider-bitches constantly block your path. Arrgggg!" -- IGN.com Huh. Apparently there was a time when IGN had even lower standards. Reread some of their PS1 reviews. There are probably a lot more gems to find. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sombre Posted October 17, 2009 "You want Peggle? Go fuck yourself-IGN.com" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted October 17, 2009 Sinkwater said: Go to 1:01 Allow me. Noyb said: "The graphics in this game look like poo. [...] And the music. It reminds me of a strip club that I use to go to - but it's closed down now. It just sounds bad." -- IGN.com I particularly like that neither the writer nor copy editor knew that "use to" is wrong. Or perhaps there wasn't a copy editor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinkwater Posted October 18, 2009 JamesM said: Allow me. danke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moelman Posted October 18, 2009 "Fred Savage is the ultimate gaming Wizard" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted October 19, 2009 "I also wasn't blown away by it to the degree some other people were." - ign.com [1] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n0wak Posted October 19, 2009 Sombre said: "You want Peggle? Go fuck yourself-IGN.com" Yeah, I just saw this and instantly thought of this thread. It's so fucking meta. It's like the usual IGN shlock self-parodied into a new shlock soup of shlock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ondore Posted October 21, 2009 HT to McBacon @ GAF for finding this one: "'There's a tendency among the press to attribute the creation of a game to a single person,' says Warren Spector, creator of Thief and Deus Ex." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
