Nappi Posted June 22, 2009 "This game will make you leak on the Internet" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sombre Posted June 22, 2009 "Remember that funny feeling you had when you played doctor with your cousin? This game does" -ign.com "This Christmas, tell your parents, "Buy me Dante's Inferno, or GO TO HELL" " -ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moelman Posted June 24, 2009 "It will please you, with a depth that might surprise you." -IGN.com XD Couldn't resist that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted June 24, 2009 “Nevermind the length—look at its DLC!” –IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted June 25, 2009 "Suck it, Sony fans!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted June 25, 2009 “Work the stick, finger the buttons, say our name…” –IGN.com It's based on this rather brilliant - though very old - Sylvester Stallone gaff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ondore Posted June 25, 2009 "This is the Thriller of video games." - IGN.com (RIP Michael Jackson) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted June 26, 2009 "Goodnight, Sweet Prince" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garple Posted June 26, 2009 "Plus, there are inbred hillbillies!" IGN.com That's a real one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted June 27, 2009 Another real one, I love this. "Fantastic characters inhabit an awesome story of power, sacrifice, (cat girls,) and disaster" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted June 27, 2009 "I wet the pants of everybody in the office after playing this game." - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted June 27, 2009 elmuerte said: "I wet the pants of everybody in the office after playing this game." - ign.com For a while I've found the concept of wetting other people's pants funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vimes Posted June 27, 2009 "This is the game Terry Gilliam would have made if he had the visual flair of Michael Bay." -Ign.com "This is like Black & White 2 meets Dig Dug" -Ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horticulture Tycoon Posted June 27, 2009 "It's sickening, but great." - IGN.com Real again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thyroid Posted June 27, 2009 "This game will be to this century what sex was to the 20th." - IGN.com "It's like a handjob, but it's online. This game is, in fact, an online handjob." - IGN.com "This is the game your girlfriend will leave you for." - IGN.com "This RPG perfects the 'maze' in 'amazing'." - IGN.com (totally stolen from "Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral") Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sombre Posted June 30, 2009 "This game has a do something cool button"-ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shakesbeard Posted June 30, 2009 "Two years ago, I nearly pooped my pants." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted June 30, 2009 Complete darkness. Suddenly, a razor shard of pure white cleaves it from top to bottom. With a deep rumble, the shaft of light gradually widens. Eventually, a silhouette steps into the stone doorway, dwarfed by its gigantic proportions. You peer into the gloom. This is it. Finally, your journey is at an end. You have climbed mountains. You have crossed canyons. You have sailed seas and trekked deserts. You have braved burning heat and biting cold. You have consulted sages and bartered with gods. You have navigated vast mazes and bested deadly traps. You have fought and slain innumerable guardians, man and beast. You have ended legends and felled giants. You have been dragged naked to the gates of Hell and fought your way back with your fists alone. You have given up all that you had, and all that you were ever to be. You have forsaken your family and relinquished your soul. You have nothing and are nothing. Your quest has consumed you. And here it is. The room is large and bare. In its centre, an ornate pedestal, made of the most precious of metals and encrusted with the rarest of gems. Atop it, your bounty. The perfect game. 8.3/10 IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted June 30, 2009 that doesn't fit on a box, specially not the keep-cases they use these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted June 30, 2009 It's for the special edition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BooJaka Posted June 30, 2009 elmuerte said: that doesn't fit on a box, specially not the keep-cases they use these days. I condensed version could be "And here it is" -- IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nappi Posted July 3, 2009 "This game delivers on all the promises made by the spam emails." -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted July 3, 2009 elmuerte said: "I wet the pants of everybody in the office after playing this game." - ign.com "This game will make you wet other people's pants" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sombre Posted July 11, 2009 "Out of the way DAD, this isn't the Sonic you remember"-IGN.com "This game will make you an instant hit with the ladies"-IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted July 11, 2009 "It's really disturbing and repulsive... at the same time, it's kind of compelling" - IGN.com From the Dante's Inferno video toblix linked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
