Scratch Posted February 10, 2009 Ok, this one is completely real. I found it on back of the EBgames/GameStop Ad booklet thing. Resistance Retribution. Pre-order your copy today. "...damn is it awesome." -IGN.com I would've scanned the image, but my scanner is on the fritz. But I found the preview article from which it was taken. It's in the subtitle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted February 11, 2009 They should use a load of these and follow them up with a cliche like "This game will knock your socks off!" IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted February 11, 2009 "Kitten killing good" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LetterT Posted February 12, 2009 "So hardcore, it will tear your face off" - IGN.com In reference to the new Wii title, House of the Dead: Overkill No seriously, at 48 seconds in. . . It Will Tear Your Face Off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted February 12, 2009 I wonder if they know about this thread and they're just pandering now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted February 13, 2009 "Just gave me a huge boner" - Ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MonkeyWrench Posted February 13, 2009 "This game will bang in your face y'all!" - IGN.com "It's like the best reach-around you've ever have" - IGN.com "This is balls deep!" - IGN.com I think I once got a box quote for Operation Flashpoint (or it might have been just on the print ad), funny thing is the quote was completely made up...I went to the press event but didn't even look at the game, instead opted for getting hammered at the free bar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted February 14, 2009 "This game is so fucking awesome I literally shat up the walls in a cacophonous tirade of liquid cack!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted February 14, 2009 "You're worth it!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted February 15, 2009 "The levels of awesome in this game have shaken my belief in the conservation of energy." - IGN.com I don't know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted February 15, 2009 "This game will make you shit blue" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted February 15, 2009 "It was so good it made me want to shag dad's balls all over again!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) “Get ready… for gaming’s first fully realized digital scrotum.” 10/10 (IGN.com) Edited February 18, 2009 by Wrestlevania Weird text character funk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted February 18, 2009 Yup - that one's Lost, and that one's Damned. Reminds me of Consolevania's . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted February 18, 2009 Reminds me of Consolevania's . Just before I clicked on that a few minutes ago, I'd completely forgotten that my computer was connected to my amp and the volume was right up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted February 19, 2009 The very definition of "awesome". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted February 19, 2009 "The very definition of awesome" - (Wrestlevania@ign.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thyroid Posted February 20, 2009 The very definition of "awesome". I once used something like that on Mojo "Redefining awesome" or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LetterT Posted February 25, 2009 This game will punch your face off forever. -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted February 25, 2009 "It will make 2015 seem like yesteryear" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted February 25, 2009 "This game will eat your butt." IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted February 26, 2009 "Like being kneed in the balls by a robot" - IGN.com "This game is like the elite, rich, douchebag version of Gears of War" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted February 26, 2009 "This game will kill you stone dead, and your mother will cry over your corpse. Of Awesomeness" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
