MrHoatzin Posted January 25, 2010 Man, can someone please leak us the IGN style guide, please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moelman Posted January 25, 2010 I couldn't not post this. Found on Metacritic and it can be witnessed in action here. Genius. You couldn't make this shit up (and we didn't)."It's a game that knocks on your front door, waits for you to answer in a towel and your favorite pair of slippers, rips your head off, and shoves itself down your throat." - IGN.com This might be the best "real" IGN quote I've ever seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted January 26, 2010 Incredible. Just a tad too long for twitter, but up there with a link now :tup: I wonder if they actually have a style guide? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
INinja132@hotmail.com Posted February 1, 2010 I found these looking at the Silent Hunter III review here:http://uk.pc.ign.com/articles/596/596816p2.html I haven't ever seen a wave model this convincing.-IGN.com Really fantastic stuff here.-IGN.com The sounds of the game are very good.-IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted February 5, 2010 "If you're looking at this review in a few years when the game is cheap, add a point or two to the score." -- IGN.com "If you're looking at this review in a few years when its next-gen realistic graphics look like shit, subtract a point or two from the score." -- IGN.com "The online stat-tracking provided the perfect alibi in court. Thanks, Sony!" -- IGN.com "I was able to spell 'orgasm' and 'poop.' 'Pussy,' though, was not accepted." -- IGN.com "If the balls get in the mouth, it's game over -- kind of like a game of Twister." -- IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sombre Posted February 14, 2010 "Makes you feel like the badass warrior you were meant to be"-IGN.com c/o- Steams mass effect descrip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkeyarmada Posted February 14, 2010 these might be shit, but that's life and I don't have any imagination. "Like the older kids a school, this game will make you eat mud, then throw your bag in the canal" -- IGN.com "Scratching until you bleed was more fun that this game is" -- IGN.com S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted February 14, 2010 might be shit, but that's life --IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garple Posted February 15, 2010 (edited) "Even Obama couldn't reform this game." Ign.com real ones: "It's going to be a familiar experience for anyone that played the original!" - IGN.com "easier to digest!" - IGN.com "It starts slow and the presentation isn't perfect!" - IGN.com Exclamation points were added. Oh God... From IGN's review of Heavy Rain. "Were this filmed as a Hollywood picture, it would perfectly fit the body of work of someone like Martin Scorsese or David Fincher." Sigh. Also: The screenshot captions in IGN reviews are so weirdly bland and matter-of-fact that they seem like they were translated poorly from Japanese or something. From Heavy Rain review: "The art direction is great." "Character development is handled very well." "Intense scenes are rather common in Heavy Rain." Edited February 15, 2010 by GrouchoClub Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brkl Posted February 15, 2010 "Were this filmed as a Hollywood picture, it would perfectly fit the body of work of someone like Martin Scorsese or David Fincher." Jesus. That's bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted February 22, 2010 "Yakuza 4 will pick up a scooter and smash you in the face" - IGN.com From here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garple Posted February 22, 2010 "This game is like real life, only life-ier." (ign.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tm_drummer Posted February 22, 2010 <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDanX-beShQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDanX-beShQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> "Heads will roll!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted March 4, 2010 "The only feature the developer forgot to list? Like 50 million boners." --IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JonCole Posted March 17, 2010 I don't know if it's appropriate or not to post this here, but here it goes. Apparently there have been a lot of layoffs at News Corp/IGN, according to a leaked memo over at Joystiq. Among the casualties are Podcast Beyond host and Former Executive Editor at IGN, Chris Roper, industry veteran Andy Eddy of Team Xbox, and founder of Team Xbox Brent "Shockwave" Soboleski. This fucking sucks. And the forum responses to this have been total rubbish, ranging from people saying these people deserved to get fired to recommending other IGN employees get fired for reasons as petty as multiplayer game etiquette. On a totally selfish note, I just hope that Podcast Beyond doesn't get totally decimated in all this. It won't be the same without Roper, but I still enjoy it from week to week and would hate to see one of the better podcasts out there wiped off the face of the internet. Also, a link to CastMedium's post on the issue, including links to the respective IGN and TeamXbox forum threads: http://www.castmedium.com/2010/03/16/layoffs-strike-ign-and-team-xbox/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MysteriousLeg Posted March 17, 2010 I don't know if it's appropriate or not to post this here, but here it goes. Apparently there have been a lot of layoffs at News Corp/IGN, according to a leaked memo over at Joystiq. Among the casualties are Podcast Beyond host and Former Executive Editor at IGN, Chris Roper, industry veteran Andy Eddy of Team Xbox, and founder of Team Xbox Brent "Shockwave" Soboleski.This fucking sucks. And the forum responses to this have been total rubbish, ranging from people saying these people deserved to get fired to recommending other IGN employees get fired for reasons as petty as multiplayer game etiquette. On a totally selfish note, I just hope that Podcast Beyond doesn't get totally decimated in all this. It won't be the same without Roper, but I still enjoy it from week to week and would hate to see one of the better podcasts out there wiped off the face of the internet. Also, a link to CastMedium's post on the issue, including links to the respective IGN and TeamXbox forum threads: http://www.castmedium.com/2010/03/16/layoffs-strike-ign-and-team-xbox/ "NewsCorp will lay you off an leave you desitute." -IGN.com Seriously, though, that is really sad. Poor guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabosher Posted March 17, 2010 I don't know if it's appropriate or not to post this here, but here it goes. Apparently there have been a lot of layoffs at News Corp/IGN, according to a leaked memo over at Joystiq. Among the casualties are Podcast Beyond host and Former Executive Editor at IGN, Chris Roper, industry veteran Andy Eddy of Team Xbox, and founder of Team Xbox Brent "Shockwave" Soboleski.This fucking sucks. And the forum responses to this have been total rubbish, ranging from people saying these people deserved to get fired to recommending other IGN employees get fired for reasons as petty as multiplayer game etiquette. On a totally selfish note, I just hope that Podcast Beyond doesn't get totally decimated in all this. It won't be the same without Roper, but I still enjoy it from week to week and would hate to see one of the better podcasts out there wiped off the face of the internet. Also, a link to CastMedium's post on the issue, including links to the respective IGN and TeamXbox forum threads: http://www.castmedium.com/2010/03/16/layoffs-strike-ign-and-team-xbox/ "These layoffs totally suuuuck." - IGN.com "We only fire the best." - IGN.com Seriously though, I can't say that I normally feel affected when layoffs happen. I know that last year's 1UP layoffs signalled a complete change in their site structure, as well as the change from "1Up Yours" to "Listen UP", but I completely don't understand what has actually happened over at IGN. The only staff member I know of that has been given the sack is Chris Roper, and personally, I think that's ridiculous. Why lay him off? He's a great podcast host (Beyond is one of the better podcasts on the internet, period), a good writer and it always sounded like he was a hard worker. Why did he get laid off? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SometingStupid Posted March 19, 2010 I seriously can't be bothered to read through 32 pages of awesome, but has anybody already had It will please you with a depth that might suprise you (IGN.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moelman Posted March 20, 2010 I seriously can't be bothered to read through 32 pages of awesome, but has anybody already hadIt will please you with a depth that might suprise you (IGN.com) I think I posted that a ways back Love that quote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SometingStupid Posted March 20, 2010 I think I posted that a ways back Love that quote. Yeah I guessed it would be, was just wondering though. Thanks. "If this game had more breasts, it would be the best game ever!" (IGN.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoulChicken Posted March 23, 2010 "lighting so immaculate that your eyes will drop out of their sockets. " - ign.com (god of war 3) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sleepdance Posted March 23, 2010 ''At a few parts of the story you can choose how you want to solve puzzles, i.e. you can make Simon be nice, or let him be a complete jerk. Although these options are offered as an incentive to replay the game, when I finished I didn't feel any urge to see the various outcomes.'' -ign.com http://pc.ign.com/articles/107/1079036p1.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoulChicken Posted March 30, 2010 IGN - The Price You Pay to Play. Those answers largely come down to personal preference, but there's no arguing unequal games cost equal amounts. A short, broken mess like Rouge Warrior carries the exact same MSRP as Fallout 3, which rocks over ten times the content and a few thousand more layers of polish. But if Rouge Warrior is grossly overpriced for what it offers, then Fallout 3 is clearly under-priced. Digging every secret and side quest out of the Capital Wasteland can take between sixty and a hundred hours... that's a hell of a lot of game for your dollar. To the point where I can't help but think developer/publisher Bethesda got slightly shafted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuckpebble Posted March 30, 2010 Rouge Warrior Was "Rouge" (sic)? Doesn't matter, laughed my ass off the whole time picturing my wife's cosmetics bin. Maybe Rouge Warrior is the stuff Kratos puts on his face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
