Salka Posted July 21, 2004 He's 14. Yesterday, he was given a car. Today, while I was at work, he played a war game. First he had to access the secret hold area where the bomb was located. This involved cracking a secret code. He tried hacking into the supercomputer system (my computer), but the time was ticking away before the alarms went off and acid filled the room. A common security measure, I am sure. SECONDS left, he smashed my keyboard in desperation. Hearing an ominous crack, he assumed he had broken in to the supercomputer system. Victorious, he made his way to the bomb core itself... THE CAR. He removed four wheels from the bomb and ripped out the seats, with seconds to spare. On coming home, I have found that my hero little brother has not only disabled my keyboard, but also an entire car. Now, my keyboard keeps having anxiety attacks, and the car... well, at least it was really, really old. Here is a transcript of what he CLAIMED he was doing with the keyboard: Me: What did you f***ing DO, you little M*****f***ing F***er?! Oscar: I was typing on it. Me: While the f***ing computer was off? F***er??! Oscar: Yes. Me: You were typing on a computer that wasn't turned on? Oscar: Yeah. Me: You expect me to believe this??! Oscar: Yes. Ade: JESUSSSSSSSSSSS CHRISTTTTTTT! THE CAR!!! Oscar: Um, I have to go now. Tell me... does anybody else have a little brother this destructive? Where did I go wrong as a sister? Is this normal? When I was little, I would have tried to get the old car to WORK. I would not have ripped the wheels off it and torn out the seats. Help me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OftenK Posted July 21, 2004 Give him a swift kick in the head. That'll teach him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLacey Posted July 21, 2004 Is this story for real? If so, that is one violent kid... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted July 21, 2004 Yes Its Real And Now My Caps Lock Is Stuck. My Keyboard Doesn't Like Being Punched. I Wonder If Oscar Does. EDIT IDLE THUMBS HAS AN ANTI CAPSLOCK THING, HURRAY. ANYWAY, I GUESS ITS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOUR FOR A LITTLE BOY THEN... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted July 21, 2004 I think you should just give up and start slipping non-lethal amounts of Drano into his food. Slow euthanasia is a long-term commitment, though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted July 21, 2004 Okay, it's working again... my keyboard has actually gone insane. You guys don't believe me. I know you think I lie, but why would I lie about this? I only live about funny things, like living in San Francisco (which isn't even a lie). He's like Dennis, except Dennis never did anything to this scale. Why would he hit a keyboard? Why would he destroy a car? Why would he do these things? Would any of you done them when YOU were little? What kind of reception did he expect me to greet him with when I found out my keyboard was broken? What? What? What?!??? I am seething crazy angry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryam BaCo Posted July 21, 2004 you need to be mean to younger brothers. then they'll keep their fingers of your stuff. works for me. i'm always telling #1 how stupid he is (imagine a 12 year old little boy, who is always learning for school. always. except in holidays. he's writing good marks, because he's always learning. i hate such people. and so i'm always telling him how stupid he is.) and #2 how fat and big his ears are (imagine a 10 year old boy, who's always receiving annoying comments about dumbo and eating.). being mean solves a lot of problems. and creates a lot. but they can be ignored. yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted July 21, 2004 ...You're a horrible person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryam BaCo Posted July 21, 2004 to clear this up: i don't hate people, who learn much for reaching their goals, but i hate the characteristics my brother has here: trying to avoid problems by telling people what they want to hear for being their "darling". but this still isn't the problem for me. in fact i don't care about that. but when he's telling you how great he is (and he is not), telling you that you're lazy (which is correct) because he thinks that his marks are much better than mine (they are not) then...wahh...i hate that! and i'm not insulting my brothers i tell them that with irony. sometimes i'm even supporting them (for example i explained my brother a few things in maths). but i must be mean to my brothers, because...well...because...i'm older. yes. of course i could write millions of more pros and contras but i'm too lazy for that. again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted July 22, 2004 You could also privatize your computer with your own password so he can never use it. Tell him to give you some money and that he's on a six week probation period, after which you'll give him a one day a week lease on using it, and if he shows promise, you'll let him use it again but only when you're home. All that and the Drano that Kingz suggested. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
