Name Generators

[Garple]

And title generators and all that kind of stuff...

http://www.norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

This one is video game titles, most of them are not funny, but it did come up with Italian Hippo Dungeon.

Some of the titles generated just sound like real dsiware or wiiware games, such as: Fantasy Bowling Fever, Little Underwater Island and Advanced Gnome Castle.

Link some other ones...

There's one that generates your Wu-Tang Clan name but I don't feel like looking it up.

[Murdoc]

Neat:

Secret of the Pony from Hell

Samba de STD Preacher

Britney Spears' Yeti - Hot Pursuit

Transvestite Castlevania Pinball

A wizard came up, but it wasn't that interesting.

edit: There's got to be a way to use something like this to generate those IGN quotes.

[elmuerte]

Nowhere close to gems like: Swat Force Forward Ford Forces

[Thyroid]

  Murdoc said:

edit: There's got to be a way to use something like this to generate those IGN quotes.

"This game is the hottest thing since Britney Spears' Yeti - Hot Pursuit. And you'll want to pursue after it because this baby's on fire! Huh! Huh!" Ign.com

[dibs]

Real Manlove Jr.

Oh dear.

[Garple]

Tactical Sex Playhouse

Profane Graveyard for Kids

Nihilistic Blood Encounter

Helicopter Ghost Fortress

Occult Gun Adventure

Star Trek Rugby Ultra

Jamaican Dating III

Stealth Police Beatdown

Infinite Chase Agent

Jack Thompson's Banjo Fest

Sid Meier's Combat Throwdown

Future Limbo Fortress

Ultimate Hockey Encounter

Mega Beast CD

[DanJW]

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/ has lots of generators to choose from, of various levels of quality and hilarity.

Also check out the Ever Changing Book of Names. I really love this little app, it almost feels educational in its authenticity and if you register then you can write your own plugins for it.

edit: and from the game generator above: Telekinetic Drug-Dealing Train. Yes.

[GuyBrave]

I got really addicted to this stupid thing a while ago and noted down all the funniest ones it came up with whenever I was showing it to someone. I have not read the list since... time well spent.

anyway, visiting it again tonight came up with a few gems;

The Hunt For the Love Attack

Cool Spork Blaster

Bouncin' Sumo - The Lost Levels

Everybody Hates the Blood Punishment

Tom Clancy's Drug-Dealing Zombies

Nuclear Acid in Toyland

I don't know which one of those I want to play more.... probably "cool spork blaster"

[miffy495]

Ancient Zamboni Battalion

Mr. Basketball Detective

Hindu Amish: 1942

That is all.

[Garple]

  miffy495 said:

Mr. Basketball Detective

I almost pissed my pants over this one.

Corporate Bongo Onslaught

Asian Computer Dancers

Mega Man's Pokemon Man

Ghetto Scooter Quest

Black Llama Prophecy

Vampire Bedtime Groove

Hitler's Skate Summit

Armored Crystal Bloodbath

Jack Thompson's Bazooka Gone Wild

Sleazy Sunshine For Kids

Cyber Shock Live

Twisted Moped Trivia

Alcoholic Car Dudes

The Hunt for the Quiz Anthology

John Romero's Skydiving College

The Muppets' Nudist Task Force

Gothic Maze Combat

Drunken Rodeo Baseball

Happy Motorcycle Unit

King of Crystal Smuggler

Relentless Pinball Insanity

Stealth Godzilla Mansion

Olympic Skate Fiasco

My First Disco Tribe

Undead Farm - The Card Game

Ultra Axe Prophecy

Hidden Pokemon Saloon

Barbie's Baseball Man

[Murdoc]

Not overly hilarious, but the fact I didn't even blink when I saw this as a real title is kind of funny:

Sid Meier's Jazz Train

[George B]

I just got

Excruciating Tetris Operatives.

We should draft up 2 paragraph game design docs for these babies... heck, it could be a Game Career Guide special feature

[Hermie]

Oh my god I want to make ALL of these game covers help.

[Patters]

Everybody Hates the BMX Princess

The Muppets Wizard College

[Marek]

  Murdoc said:

Sid Meier's Jazz Train

Day 1 purchase for me

[Noyb]

TIGSource had a hilarious game development competition based on the Video game Name Generator a few years back: http://www.tigsource.com/features/vgng/

I also enjoy this Euphemism Generator: http://www.walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

[Nachimir]

  Murdoc said:

Sid Meier's Jazz Train

With real-time doppler effect

Rockin' Sniper Showdown

Kirby's Maze Bastards

Black Funk Attack

Presidential Fantasy in Busytown

Spunky Wrestling Summit

Edit: Endless Limbo Fiasco!

[Garple]

Haunted Caveman Panic

Terrible Volleyball Carnage

No One Can Stop the Dragon Rally

Musical Hockey Safari

Retarded Army Fun

Teenage Skate Police

Celebrity Ice Slaughter

Combat Dance Hero

First-Person Wedding Football

Neurotic Outlaw Competition

Jamaican Dodgeball Mansion

Third-World Paintball Strikes Again

Maximum Car Training

3D Banana Crisis

Killer Skate Blaster

[Squid Division]

Little Square Dancing Quest

Unholy Stapler Runner

Confusing Goblin Romp

The Last Dog Espionage

Undead Vegetarian in the Salad Kingdom

Flamboyant Hair Salon 1942

Dwarven Bobsled Jamboree

Scandanavian Donkey Desperadoes

Heavy Metal Shark Trainer

My new favorite:

Brain-damaged Grizzly Bear Massacre Jamboree

[Joflar]

LORD of the BATTLE DUNGEON

[dium]

Tiger Woods' Farm Brawl

[Fuzzy Lobster]

Oh my god. The Muppets' nudist task force and 3D banana crisis.

Honorable mention for corporate bongo onslaught.

Amazing.

[miffy495]

  Squid Division said:

Undead Vegetarian in the Salad Kingdom

There's no way that one was random.

[Hermie]

  Murdoc said:

Sid Meier's Jazz Train

I couldn't help myself:

(Note, I know that's not how you hold those instruments.)

[Squid Division]

I love the clarinet girl. She's either being extremely suggestive or is extremely bored. I can't figure out which.