Nappi Posted September 19, 2014 Good. Haha.. wow! That is great! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gwardinen Posted September 19, 2014 This makes me think more critical discourse should be delivered in song form. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bjorn Posted September 19, 2014 Well that's the most glorious thing I've seen all week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecretAsianMan Posted September 19, 2014 I actually didn't enjoy the song part all that much (mostly because I hate auto-tune) but it was still fantastic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henroid Posted September 19, 2014 That was awesome, and also addressed her line for line from her original video too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merus Posted September 20, 2014 You might be familiar with the idea that there are 'alpha' and 'beta' men, but did you know it goes much further than that? Karalora over at We Hunted The Mammoth explains: Alpha: Men women have sex withBeta: Men women trick into raising their children (sired by alphas)Gamma: Men who turn green when angryDelta: Men who work for major airlinesEpsilon: Men who…uh…can we come back to this one?Zeta: Men who know they can’t hack alpha status, refuse to accept beta status, and think Z’s make them sound cool and edgyEta: Men who want to know when you’re going to arriveTheta: Men who want to know when their permanent teeth are going to arrive because they’re tired of lispingIota: Really tiny menKappa: Men who bow back when you bow to themLambda: Men who like baby sheepMu: Men who like baby cowsNu: Men who help you level up in 65,000,000 BCXi: Men who try to type the number 11 in Roman numerals but let go of the Shift key too soonOmicron: Men from planets orbiting stars in the constellation PerseusPi: Men who like baked dessertsRho: Men who propel their boats gently down the streamSigma: Men who consider themselves the sum of all thingsTau: Men who misspell branches of Eastern PhilosophyUpsilon: Like Epsilon (if we ever figure that one out) but upside-downPhi: Men who like the Fibonacci SequenceChi: Men who draw treasure mapsPsi: Men who compulsively check their tire pressureOmega: Men who realize that all that wolfpack stuff is bullshit and doesn’t even apply to wolves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gwardinen Posted September 20, 2014 I definitely see myself as a Kappa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin Leego Posted September 20, 2014 Good. Data.today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Problem Machine Posted September 20, 2014 I definitely see myself as a Kappa. I see myself as Alpha Kappa. GrayFace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyborg771 Posted September 20, 2014 Have you guys seen the animation from Riot celebrating their latest world championship? It's a really slick video, but I can't help but notice that all the players are male. As far as I can tell these aren't caricatures of existing players (but I know nothing about the pro LoL scene so I may be wrong). It seems like if you have an opportunity to create 10 fictional players you could at least at a token female, but nothing. The pro scene for a lot of games like this are heavily male dominated but why make your content representational when you can make it aspirational. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osmosisch Posted September 21, 2014 It's also fairly nonsensical in terms of content as far as I can tell. People play the game and turns into beams of light flying around being animes? I dont know man. Although Riot talks a lot of the right talk lately about their representation of females, their stuff still has a lot of weird tonedeafness. Just look at this recent effort: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merus Posted September 21, 2014 There's also a ton of white dudes in that trailer, which is weird. My patience for contextless fight scenes and showy displays of power is razor-thin, at this point. I just don't find spectacular punches cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Synnah Posted September 21, 2014 Good. Three thumbs up! Autotune is generally grating, and it's not even particularly well Autotuned, but it's a thorough rebuttal, and otherwise well-produced. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted September 21, 2014 There were only a few bits of her auto-tuned; his stuff wasn't, was it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted September 21, 2014 Yeah his stuff was actual singing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted September 21, 2014 My patience for contextless fight scenes and showy displays of power is razor-thin, at this point. I just don't find spectacular punches cool.I spent much of that video trying to work out how to express that sentiment. It's weird to watch something so obviously expensive and presumably very popular among its intended audience, and feel utterly unimpressed by it. That was also the video that made me realize I'm quite irritated by the cliché. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iax Posted September 21, 2014 I realized that during this particular steam sale weekend few months ago: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted September 21, 2014 Hahahaha, I didn't even spot that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted September 21, 2014 I skipped through it a bunch. How many three point landings are there? They are a given for pointless fan pandering fight scenes. Unless you are holding something in one hand then fuuuuuuckkkkkk yoooouuuuuuu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malfsyde Posted September 22, 2014 There's also a ton of white dudes in that trailer, which is weird. My patience for contextless fight scenes and showy displays of power is razor-thin, at this point. I just don't find spectacular punches cool. Agreed. I legitimately don't understand how anyone can watch something like that and decide that they want to play the game, unless they are already fanboys and this only exists as shameless fan-service. Aside from being completely tone deaf, it has literally nothing to do with the game. The characters could be cosmetically changed to look like Pacman and the Ghosts, and it will have exactly as much relevance to that game as this does to LoL. Wasn't there like an 8 minute trailer for Elder Scrolls: Online that was basically the exact same shit, probably also with the mandatory badass mouthwipe? I think I just find it gross that video games keep trying to advertise themselves as films, but they're all the same shallow fantasy films with zero story. Anyway to tie it back to Feminism - I don't know how anyone can look at this stuff and argue that video games aren't in serious need for some honest to God diversity, whether or not it directly relates to issues of sexism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted September 22, 2014 A minute or so into that video, I noticed how many minutes were left and thought "Jesus". It feels like what's left of triple-A has now completely ossified into a bunch of macho tropes, and while I found it boring before, my brain is now getting pretty aggressive about defining it as irrelevant noise. Gamers weird excitement about guns, which isn't just a games thing but definitely has some strong roots there, is very much another part of that. It's not alienating. It's repellent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyborg771 Posted September 22, 2014 To respond to some of the repeated stuff I've seen. Yeah it's intended to get existing fans hyped, not as an ad. I guess if it's trying to "say" anything it's just "playing video games is actually this epic clash of titans" which is bullshit of course but sometimes in the midst of a game it can feel really important and that's what they're getting at with the visuals. In regards to the racial aspect, I think like half of the guys are supposed to be of asian descent but it's not super clear and I didn't actually count. Still not very diverse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merus Posted September 22, 2014 That's still an ad, its target market is just existing customers. It's like how Coca-Cola run ads despite there being less than three people at this point who know what Coca-Cola is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecretAsianMan Posted September 22, 2014 Emma Watson gave a pretty great speech about feminism to the UN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites