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I replaced my xbox 360 controller recently with a flash new special edition one (the ones with the not-shitty dpads). I've mostly used it to play Spelunky and now the right trigger creaks when I push it because of the constant running/walking/running. Maybe I should rebind that.

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I demand Halloween Avatars! We have ignored the blight of Christmas-Halloween Erosion for far too long.

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I bought a small card game on Amazon from a third-party seller a month ago. It still hasn't arrived.

 

The tracking information says that the shipping label has been created but has not been used on a package. I have now exchanged six emails with the seller about the complete and utter absence of the product for which I have paid, with them responding each time, "Oops, sorry! I'll look into it and get back to you later." It is embarrassing how well those words have worked at propitiating me, although I also have to credit Amazon's foreboding "File a Claim" process.

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I missed the opportunity to change my avatar back for a single day before taking this one again. Now christmas is ruined and my year-long plan foiled.

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I was watching a Donald Duck short on Youtube when I noticed the description.

 

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At a video games exhibit that I visited recently, there was a LAN area set up to run Data 2 and LoL.

A seven-year-old had other ideas, though, alt tabbed out and navigated over to topbabygames.com

It was a delight to behold (but also kind of horrifying).

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At a video games exhibit that I visited recently, there was a LAN area set up to run Data 2 and LoL.

A seven-year-old had other ideas, though, alt tabbed out and navigated over to topbabygames.com

It was a delight to behold (but also kind of horrifying).

Well that's in my browser history now.

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I just realized I had no twist ties, rubber bands, or clips, so I sealed a bag of salad with a zip tie. Maximum bachelor achieved.

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Reading that having forgotten what came previous makes it a lot weirder.

Oh god! I don't think I can un-think that. And now my balls hurt.

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Grab the top of the bag, spin the bottom, tuck it underneath.

Grap the bottom of the bag, turn it around so that the contents drops on the floor so that your food's food can finish it.

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A few months after I graduated high school 9 years ago, some girl messaged me on AIM claiming she was a secret admirer and knew a lot about me. She said I would know her by the clues she was giving. I think the only clue I got out of that conversation was that she was eating soup and it "felt weird in her mouth." Just... what the fuck? She abruptly logged off, never to log in again, after finding out I had a girlfriend, who I'm now engaged to.

 

So here I am googling the AIM screenname, trying to figure out who it is. I do this a few times a year. This is not really looking for any kind of long lost love, since I am very happy where I am, but it just really fucking bugs me to never know who that was. It's not like I was popular or had ever really dated any girl for more than two weeks at that point, so the fact that someone was keeping track of me was really strange. Or it was just some fucking joke someone was playing on me. Or maybe it was my girlfriend trying to figure out how faithful I was to her (not likely). In all likelihood, I probably wouldn't even like this person if I figured out who it was. I think that's my only unsolved mystery.

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My external hard drive wasn't working and I was about to get all sad about the stuff I'd lost off of it and then I solved it by...

 

Turning it off and back on again. Which was the very last thing I tried before I was going to give up.

 

I KNOW COMPUTERS.

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