ObjectiveGameReviews.com - A Subtle Journey of Discovery

[Berzee]

  On 3/19/2014 at 5:58 AM, TychoCelchuuu said:

Desktop Dungeons is the third game to feature an Objective Game Reviews blurb on its Steam storefront page!!!!

 

\o/  livin' the American dream!

 

  On 3/19/2014 at 12:19 PM, dibs said:

I can't solve those puzzles:(

 

Me either. =( I think I beat the first three and that's all.

[TychoCelchuuu]

Gratifyingly, the site keeps getting linked/referenced all over the Internet: in this Quarter to Three thread and the comments section of this Giant Bomb Infamous review, for instance. Grassroots publicity!

[TychoCelchuuu]

Also if one of you posted this thread in the QT3 thread, please don't do that anymore. It's funnier if people don't know it's a joke.

edit: small addition to the site, linked from the "About" page right now.

[Architecture]

I posted it on a small board without comment and the first response was, "that's stupid."

 

[TychoCelchuuu]

I saw that too. If you can't take helpful criticism like that in stride then you aren't going to last long on the Internet.

[TychoCelchuuu]

Stage 3 of Objective Game Reviews has been launched: the site now has a new feature, "Subjective Reviewer of the Month." Check out the first subjective reviewer of the month, Carolyn Petit.

[Ben X]

An interesting development! I assume you don't give the guest reviewers the secret objective score formula...

[brkl]

You should objectively score the interviews.

[Architecture]

You have a typo in the last graph--features should be featured.

[TychoCelchuuu]

huh?

[aperson]

Whose?

[Architecture]

  On 3/25/2014 at 12:30 AM, TychoCelchuuu said:

huh?

If you would like to see a reviewer features as a subjective reviewer of the month

[TychoCelchuuu]

Fixed it, thanks. I've never heard someone say "graph" to mean "paragraph."

[Bjorn]

  On 3/25/2014 at 2:42 PM, TychoCelchuuu said:

Fixed it, thanks. I've never heard someone say "graph" to mean "paragraph."

 

It's pretty typical in the news industry, every newsroom I was ever around always used graph as shorthand for paragraph.

[TychoCelchuuu]

Objective Game Reviews is a review website with occasional feature articles, not a news site!

[Ben X]

That's phase 4...

[feelthedarkness]

I think you should ask them what objective value subjective reviews provide. 

[prettyunsmart]

So now that we know that Danielle Riendeau is a fan of the site (as revealed in the most recent podblast), will we see her featured as a subjective reviewer of the month in the near future?

[JonCole]

Objective error - Titanfall review

 

  Quote

Guns in Titanfall do not recoil when fired. As guns are fired continuously, their bullets spread out more unless the player waits for a moment between shots. Players can be killed with between two to four bullets from many of the guns. Aiming down the sights of a gun reduces the bullet spread and slow’s the player’s movement. Titans can dash in any direction to move quickly, and each Titan has a rechargeable shield and a health bar that cannot be refilled.

 

Kraber can give a one-shot, one-bullet kill.

[TychoCelchuuu]

  On 4/4/2014 at 5:57 PM, prettyunsmart said:

So now that we know that Danielle Riendeau is a fan of the site (as revealed in the most recent podblast), will we see her featured as a subjective reviewer of the month in the near future?

OH WHAT

THE FUCK

I haven't listened to the latest podcast yet! BUT NOW I MUST. THIS IS AMAZING.

JonCole, I don't see how what I wrote is in error. Can you explain what you mean? That many of the guns kill with two to four bullets is compatible with the fact that a gun kills in one bullet.

[SilentBtAmazing]

Yeah you were only mentioned by name, NBD

[TychoCelchuuu]

With respect to the BioShock Infinite review, the site has been dubbed "Objectively a pile of objectively pretentious bullshit that objectively conscientiously avoids mentioning any of the stuff that people objectively enjoyed the most about this objective game. Objectively speaking." over at the illustrious "Forumopolis."

[Architecture]

  On 3/25/2014 at 4:04 PM, TychoCelchuuu said:

Objective Game Reviews is a review website with occasional feature articles, not a news site!

It's inside-journo lingo, babe--get on board.

 

But seriously, it stems from doing some copy editing in college. I really need to find an excuse to start writing again; this new keyboard is heaven to type on.

[TychoCelchuuu]

Alright which one of you is Rufus? You can't go around the Internet telling people it's a joke! That ruins the joke!

[Gormongous]

  On 4/6/2014 at 3:42 AM, TychoCelchuuu said:

Alright which one of you is Rufus? You can't go around the Internet telling people it's a joke! That ruins the joke!

The Thumbs said it on the latest podcast, so I guess everyone knows now.