Happy Birthday Chris

[Salka]

Fine then. If you wish to know it so badly...

Bus Passes turn me on. I'm not even joking, they do. Trep could work wonders with a bus pass. There, you happy?

[Erwin_Br]

  Kingzjester said:

This isn't all that funny.

As a matter of fact, it is kinda tedious.

Has that ever stopped you before?

--Erwin

[Intrepid Homoludens]

  posted by someone else said:

[MrHoatzin]

  Erwin_Br said:

Has that ever stopped you before?

--Erwin

Many a time.

[MrHoatzin]

  Intrepid Homoludens said:

Calvin and Hobbes: the two most annoying and deplorable philosophers in the history of the modern Western World, as portrayed in a charming cartoon. Am I the only one bothered by this? Could a cartoon called Tammy Faye and Machiavelli or Franco and Mussolini be ever considered a quaint children's cartoon?

[Guest]

We so need the Pinky and the Brain up in heeeeeere!

[Guest]

Also, Happy Belated Birthday Chris.

Since like, afterall, that's what this thread is, was, at one time, was all about.

At least, I think it was.

[Chris]

  Red Hot Ray Willmott said:

Since like, afterall, that's what this thread is, was, at one time, was all about.

At least, I think it was.

[Intrepid Homoludens]

Oh, what are you whining about? You got some attention, didn't you?

[Salka]

Happy Unbirthday, Chris... I'm gonna scan in my math homework later and email it to you. See, I didn't forget.

[Erwin_Br]

  Intrepid Homoludens said:

Oh, what are you whining about? You got some attention, didn't you?

He lives in sunny California: he doesn't have the right to whine EVER, anyway.

Unless:

a) A hurricane destroyed his house

An earthquake destroyed his house

c) A forest fire destroyed his house

d) Tim Shafer destroyed his house

--Erwin

[Intrepid Homoludens]

I don't think he'd mind if option 'd)' happened.

[Guest]

Especially if the upthrust of Option D was he got to travel the road with Tim Schafer and help him make great adventure games, that surpass even the mighty Grim Fandango!

Now THAT would be a birthday present.

(Almost as good as Yufster's homework)

[Salka]

Rumour has it he showed Chris Remo his own personal version of Day of the Tentacle, right after Chris showed Tim how much he liked S&M.

[Salka]

Did he give you Full Throttle, Chris?

[Salka]

I bet it really was the Day of His Tentacle, eh? Eh? Did you drink from his Fountain of Youth? He's really into S&M, isn't he?!! I'll bet you really awoke his Sleeping Dragon! I hope the experience was more of a Longest Journey rather than a Last Express... Did you Romance His Stones? Did you tell him to Shape Up or Slip Out? Were you on a Quest For a Glory hole? You must have really unleashed his Beast Within! Did he plant his Dark Seed? Were you his Leather Goddess? Did you play with his Littly Willy? I hope his Alien didn't cause you to have to perform a Rape Escape! How Angry was his Earwig?

I bet you were thinking "I Must Scream, but at the moment I effectively Have No Mouth!"

[Intrepid Homoludens]

That was lame, Ruse.

[Salka]

I KNOW!!!!

[AGA]

For those of you not in the know, Yufster almost certainly stole all those double entendres from this thread.

[Erwin_Br]

  AGA said:

For those of you not in the know, Yufster almost certainly stole all those double entendres from this thread.

I was about to say.

Anyway, that was one hilarious thread. Well, at least the first two pages were amusing.

--Erwin

[MrHoatzin]

  Erwin_Br said:

Anyway, that was one hilarious thread. Well, at least the first two pages were amusing.

And Cremo himself is almost single-handedly to blame for them.

[Chris]

I was on fire! The fire of lameness!