The Fantabulous Adventures of J Allard in PokéLand

[tegan]

Somewhere deep in the heart of France Kalos, a young girl's life is about to be changed by a chance encounter...

 

 

 

 

Our protagonist Tegan is many things: brash youth, bold adventurer, disappointed Wii U owner... but only today does she become a Pokémon trainer.

 

 

 

After dicking around with some dweebs in a food court, Tegan is introduced to her first Pokémon; the fiery, fiesty, flamboyant Fennekin. Tegan and Fennekin take a short romp through a nearby forest, guided by the same plucky team of well-meaning stupid children. But only after coming out the other end and stopping into a Pokémon Center does she discover that some generous soul has deposited a second Pokémon into the PC, a partner that would change her life ...forever.

 

 

 

Behold the glorious presence of J Allard, the specialty-bred Snubbull. Allard's profile reads as follows:

 

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Type: Fairy

Nature: Sassy

Characteristic: Somewhat Vain

Pokédex Entry: Small Pokémon flee from its scary face. It is, however, considered by women to be cute.

Known Attacks:

• Frustration (A full-power attack that grows more powerful the less the user likes its Trainer)

• Payback (The user stores power, then attacks. If the user moves after the target, this attack's power will be doubled)

• Torment (The user torments and enrages the target, making it incapable of using the same move twice in a row)

• Present (The user attacks by giving the target a gift with a hidden trap. It restores HP sometimes, however)

J Allard has been traded from another copy of the game, and as a result gains experience faster than normal and cannot be renamed

 

Super duper! J Allard bursts onto the scene by immediately becoming paralyzed, then accidentally healing hisfirst opponent with Present. Whoops! Fennekin swoops in to save Allard's bacon, but fortunately Allardgains enough experience to level up and proceeds to pummel the snot out of some preschoolers and their terrible Pokémon. Allard's warpath continues back through the forest we had just crawled out of, levelling up all the way to Level 7 in just a few battles and "convinces" a Pansage to join his noble cause (through violence). Thus ends day one of...

 

~The Fantabulous Adventures of J Allard in PokéLand~

Time: 0:58

Allard Level: 7

Next Goal: take on the Santalune City Gym Leader

[cyrix]

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That's how this is supposed to work right?

But really, while I have been having a real hard time getting motivated to go back to X, I look forward to more of The Adventure of Allard.